Hello, I am Neotenens, which is a Latin-y, greek-y something-y word for New Shadow. I am a thirteen-year poet from Ontario, which make me a Canadian, eh. But don't you dare make fun of me for that, eh. It's actually not that cold up here, (except for this year, it's already gort a few centimetres of snow near my house,) we don't say "eh" all the time, and we have real bacon.
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And I don't like Manga or Anime.
OH GOD THE PAIN SO MUCH FIRE ALL THE FLAMES OH GOD IT BURNS! AGGH I'VE BEEN SHOT! I'M SORRY! OH THE PAIN!