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Offline Global Warming

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2012, 18:54 »
1. ok that is sad because love is very nice but ok sometimes people arent worth ur time my advice is to just close ur eyes and say over and over in ur head ' solitaire u can make love with every people ' over and over again and then just write to people about how much u want to pick them flowers and go skipping with them a good way to make a girl like u is to say ' i want to kiss your face ' ok another thing to do is to just sit back and ask a girl ' what is your name what is your address what kind of under wear do you have on ' and then tell them that their eyes shine like the stars xox

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2012, 18:59 »
that's terrible, should I call child protective services or something? he's only like, 10, why do you want to beat a child?
but to answer your question, maybe a belt would do.


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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2012, 19:07 »
1. Find a person that knows what dougie means
2. Punch them in the face

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2012, 20:43 »
1. Type your post at Ninja speed- Ninjas can't overtake eachother.

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2012, 18:20 »
1.) Get a Broad
2.) Hire a band to play in your house


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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2013, 14:44 »
A: Buy some breath mints.
B: Eat one.
C: Put your lips on their lips
d: Oh yes we forgot to tell you, make sure they love you first.

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2013, 14:49 »
1. Buy a Pokeball
2. Find a Blaziken
3. Toss the Pokeball at Blaziken
4. Die a fiery death as he breaks free and murders you

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2013, 21:04 »
1. Don't open the closet.
2. Don't go in the attic.
3. Don't go in the basement.
4. Grab a really big stick for a melee weapon and start running.
5. You see, you see?  Because you skipped step 4, now you're dead.

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2013, 21:10 »
1. Put your hands out in front of you
2. Pull your hands in again.
3. Put your hands out again. In, out shake it all about...
4. Wiggle your hips. At least then it LOOKS like the macarena...ish...<.<

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2013, 21:14 »
1.  Backflip
2.  Shake yo booty
3.  Jazz hands.
4.  I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favourite instructions on the Citadel.
5.  Just fall to the ground and roll over.

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2013, 23:48 »
1 grab its lips
2 pull them open
3 shove the food in there.
4 hold its head shut until you hear a swallow
5 get arrested by peta

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 14:34 »
1. Go to anywhere hiring.
2. Take an application.

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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2013, 12:37 »
1. Don't be a jerk.
2. Don't cheat on your partner.
3. Don't be a criminal.
4. Stop crying and do what he says, already.
5. ALWAYS shoot the head of any corpse in the same room as you. Seriously.

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RubyRobin: Would a morph with Grumpig be able to do his swag dancing?
MzLuluZ: BOOOOOOOOOOY, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SWAG DANCING YOU WANT!
RubyRobin: Yaaaaaay!!! I shall do Grumpigs swag dance aaaaaaaaaalll day xD
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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2013, 20:19 »
1. find a serial killer
2. kill them
3. bon appeteit!!!!
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Re: Failed Instructions.
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2013, 12:31 »
1. Send out a froslass
2. Laugh evily because ghost is immune to fighting types
3. Remember that froslass is holding a ring target.

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