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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #270 on: July 23, 2013, 11:22 »
Your momma's SO ugly that when Uxie looked at her, it wanted to erase its OWN memory!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #271 on: July 23, 2013, 13:46 »
your mom is so fat, snorlax and plakia combined look anorexic compared to her.
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« Reply #272 on: July 23, 2013, 14:21 »
yo mommas so fat, when someone used fissure, she didnt fall, she just got stuck!
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« Reply #273 on: July 23, 2013, 14:23 »
Your mom is so common, a magikarp is rare compared to her
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #274 on: July 24, 2013, 08:21 »
Yo momma is so fat, Ditto struggles to transform into her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #275 on: July 24, 2013, 14:03 »
Yo mamma is such a derp, bidoof fell in love with her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #276 on: July 24, 2013, 14:47 »
Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #277 on: July 24, 2013, 14:54 »
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #278 on: July 25, 2013, 00:33 »
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on July 24, 2013, 14:47
Yo momma is so crazy even Mike Tyson on an acid trip looks calm in comparison!

Yo momma is so stupid, she's more stupid than you forgetting to read the topic since these are supposed to be Pokémon related.

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Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to capture a magikarp with a master ball and failed

Yo momma is so ugly, and I mean soooooooooooooooo ugly, that I'd rather look at Gyrados from Gen III.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #279 on: July 25, 2013, 00:45 »
yo mamma so ugly, I'd rather look at an infernape's backside
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #280 on: July 25, 2013, 00:48 »
Yo momma so stupid, she's more stupid than you copying my I'd-rather format! :D

Which is Pokémon-related cause you're technically a Blaziken.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #281 on: July 25, 2013, 00:49 »
Yo momma is so dumb, she used copycat on splash
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #282 on: July 25, 2013, 00:53 »
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was reincarnated as a Yamask, she threw her own face away.

*Look up Yamask's Pokedex entry. :D
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #283 on: July 25, 2013, 00:57 »
yo momma is so terrible at cooking, it was the only time ever that a munchlax didn't eat everything in sight
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #284 on: July 25, 2013, 01:02 »
Yo momma is so fat, and I mean sooooooooooooooo fat, she barely makes it out of KFB alive. They want all that Blaziken meat on her. :D
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