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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #300 on: August 04, 2013, 03:35 »
Yo momma so stupid she went to battle a level 0 Magikarp,and used teleport.She teleported herself inside Magikarp's stomach.Magikarp says "MMmmmm that was a good Yo momma!"
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #301 on: August 04, 2013, 03:52 »
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into a lake and the Gyarados there are still angry.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #302 on: August 04, 2013, 14:05 »
You momma's so ugly she's the reason Zubat has no eyes!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #303 on: August 04, 2013, 14:16 »
yo momma is so stupid, she traded an uber blaziken for a magikarp.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #304 on: August 04, 2013, 22:03 »
Yo momma's so fat she tripped over a Wailord.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #305 on: August 04, 2013, 22:23 »
Yo momma's so fat when she tried to Surf of a Wailord it sank!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #306 on: August 04, 2013, 22:30 »
Yo momma's so ugly, when she uses Leer, the opponent dies.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #307 on: August 05, 2013, 00:17 »
Yo momma's so ugly Dusklops took one look at her and then sucked ITSELF into its black hole!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #308 on: August 05, 2013, 01:43 »
Yo momma so ugly she makes Muk look like a Role Model.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #309 on: August 05, 2013, 01:45 »
Yo momma's so fat, her 'blubber' stops Sheer Cold from getting one hit k.os.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #310 on: August 05, 2013, 01:52 »
Yo momma so ugly, she melted regice.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #311 on: August 05, 2013, 02:12 »
Yo momma so Gorgeous she made Blissey look like the ugliest thing ever.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #312 on: August 05, 2013, 03:15 »
Yo momma so fat, she is a Wailord.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #313 on: August 05, 2013, 03:19 »
yo momma is so stupid, she thought sudowodo was a grass type.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #314 on: August 05, 2013, 03:57 »
Yo momma so Fat she uses body slam and squashes the earth.
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