Topic: Tell a bad joke

[Spriter]

What do they do with chemists when they die?

They barium.

I tried to tell a good chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

[Delicious_Scout]

Why can eagles never get sick?




Because that is ill-eagle.

[SirBlaziken]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

[BS]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

[SirBlaziken]

^That was a wonderful joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?





Because she's dead.

[Meowstic Royalty]

What do you get when you cross sandwich fillings with flying vehicles?

A JELLYCOPTER

*crickets*

[BS]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[The name master]

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

[Meowstic Royalty]

What do you call fifty penguins in the middle of a desert?

Lost.

[BS]

The ongoing history of the Australian government.

[SirBlaziken]

Deja Moo.

The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

[BS]

^ okay I lol'd

Man goes to a zoo. He sees no lions. He sees no monkeys. He sees no parrots. Only a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I'm hoping this was forum appropriate >.>

[SirBlaziken]

You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

[Kerou 犠牲]

You're good. It took me a while to get it, but it was a good chuckle.

Two muffins are baking in an oven.  The first muffin says, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here."  The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"

There was a kid when I was in school who's go to joke was this

I was hoping I'd never have to see / hear it ever again

[Petzbreeder]

On Star Wars The Old Republic, I sent one of my companions on a mission called Delivery Failure...... He failed it!