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Thanks. =D I got more:

[Move name] Elbow Smash
[Type] Fighting
[Power] 60
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 20
[Description] Forcefully jabs the foe with an elbow. 50% chance of lowering Defense, 10% chance of flinching.

[Move name] Oil Slick
[Type] Poison
[Power] --
[Accuracy] --
[Status/Special/Physical] Status
[PP] 5
[Description] Covers the opponent's side with extremely slippery oil, causing the foe to slip and fall every turn, losing 1/16 max HP. Does not affect Flying-types or Pokémon with Levitate. Removed if either side uses Surf.

[Move name] Wrestle
[Type] Fighting
[Power] 120
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 5
[Description] The user ensues in a wrestling match with the target. The heavier Pokémon always wins and the lighter Pokémon will take damage. Stat changes are not taken into account. If both Pokémon have the exact same weight, each Pokémon has a 50-50 chance of winning.

[Move name] Stalagmite
[Type] Rock
[Power] 120
[Accuracy] 70
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 5
[Description] A huge rock column rises from the ground and strikes the foe from underneath. No added effect.

[Move name] Pitch Black
[Type] Dark
[Power] --
[Accuracy] --
[Status/Special/Physical] Status
[PP] 5
[Description] Makes the battlefield dark as night, sharply reducing the accuracy of all Pokemon in battle. Will not affect Dark, Ghost or nocturnal Pokémon (Zubat family, Hoothoot family, etc.). Lasts 5 turns. Cancelled out by other weather effects.

[Move name] Axe Chop
[Type] Steel
[Power] 100
[Accuracy] 80
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 5
[Description] Slashes at the foe with an axe-like hand. High critical hit ratio.

[Move name] Quicksand
[Type] Ground
[Power] --
[Accuracy] --
[Status/Special/Physical] Status
[PP] 10
[Description] Covers the foe's side of the battlefield with quicksand, lowering Speed and Evasion. Disappears after 3 turns. Does not affect Flying types or Pokémon with Levitate, but traps them if they use Roost.

[Move name] Copter
[Type] Flying
[Power] --
[Accuracy] --
[Status/Special/Physical] Status
[PP] 10
[Description] Twirls a body extension at high speed to hover. Grants Ground-type immunity for 5 turns.

[Move name] Corrosion
[Type] Poison
[Power] 60
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Special
[PP] 20
[Description] A highly corrosive acid is sprayed at the foe. If used on a Steel-type, it allows all Poison-type moves to hit.

I'm going to be totally uncreative and make Quick Attack moves for more types. =P

[Move name] Flint Spark
[Type] Fire
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Special
[PP] 30
[Description] Creates quick, flashy sparks and launches them at the foe. Always hits first.

[Move name] Needle Blast
[Type] Grass
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 30
[Description] Tiny pine needles are shot at the foe like a gun. Always hits first.

[Move name] Poison Dart
[Type] Poison
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 30
[Description] A small but sharp dart filled with poison is launched at the foe. Always hits first.

[Move name] Aerial Dive
[Type] Flying
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 30
[Description] Quickly dives at the foe with wings tucked in. Always hits first.

[Move name] Pebble Shot
[Type] Rock
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Physical
[PP] 30
[Description] Many small rocks are launched at the foe. Always hits first.

[Move name] Static Jolt
[Type] Electric
[Power] 40
[Accuracy] 100
[Status/Special/Physical] Special
[PP] 30
[Description] Shocks the foe with a rapid jolt of electricity. Always hits first.

When you randomly shoot rocks with a water gun, thinking they'll "faint."

When you shove colored blocks down your throat, thinking you'll look cooler/smarter/tougher/cuter/prettier. (and then you'll choke =P)

When you get in a fight, get punched really hard and say, "A critical hit!"

When you sue someone for 999,999 Pokédollars.

FRLG: Go to the Safari Zone and use up all but one step by riding your bike, and don't go in the grass until the last step. Now encounter 1001 Pokémon and then a wild shiny Rukario at level 100 and 255 EVs in each stat will appear, but it runs away if you don't catch it on the first turn!!!11

When you see "Wild ___ appeared" when you encounter a wild animal.

When you carry around a bag filled with spray bottles, tennis balls, a bicycle, berries, fishing rods, etc.

When you put a disc on your pet's head thinking it'll learn a new move.

When you try to plant berries and think they'll grow in a few hours.

When you think your goldfish can shoot water out of its mouth.

When you see a shark at the beach and accidentally yell "Sharpedo!"

When you see a person faint, try to shove him/her into a ball, and think that you can heal him/her with a machine.

When you stay in one pose for the rest of your life.

Or when you drop your pets off at your local day care and expect an egg when you come back.

You know you've played too much when you start walking in only four directions.