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Useless: This ability does absolutely nothing. (would be a good ability for Magikarp)

Metabolism: Healing items like Potions, Berries, and held items like Leftovers restore twice as much health for the Pokémon: however, when this Pokémon is attacked by Poison-type attacks they do twice as much damage, and so does the Poison status effect.

Cold Shoulder: Other Pokémon have a chance of freezing on contact.

When you end up being dragged off to the asylum by the men in white coats while screaming "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" over and over again.

Cold Shoulder
Type: Ice
Power: ---
Accuracy: 100
Status
PP: 10
The temperature of the air around target is lowered, deep-freezing the target.
Note: it's basically just Will-O-Wisp that freezes instead of burning.

Genderbend
Type: Normal
Power: ---
Accuracy: 50
Status
PP: 5
Reverses the user's gender, but wears off at the end of the battle or if the user is switched out. Has no effect if the user is genderless, or is a legendary.
Notes: This is to fix the "Attract only being useful half the time" problem.

Troll
Type: Dark
Power: ---
Accuracy: 100
Status
PP: 30
Raises the target's Attack and Special Attack, lowers all of the target's other stats, and only allows the target to use offensive moves. Also, every time the target is attacked, their Attack and Special attack will be raised even more, but there's a chance they may also get Burned or Confused.

Flame War
Type: Fire
Power: Random from 1 to 200
Accuracy: 40
Status
PP: 10
Everyone, even the user, is hit by this attack, and becomes confused and burned.