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To get Celebi or Mew-
FR/LG

1) Beat the elite 4 1000 times.
2) Beat all the Battle Frontier Brains on the gold thing.
3) Battle Sappy and crush him. =)
4) Battle SCM and kill his Shrifty as the first pokemon. Lol.
5) Go to your secret base.
6) Get Makar to battle you there, and lose.
7) Catch a Magikarp with a masterball.
Battle someone with the Magikarp only and win them.
9) Exit the battle room! You will be in a weird room, where there is a mew, celebi, jirachi, and a deoxys. Battle anyone of them, catch them, and you will be teleported back to your house with a LV100 ______ WITH THE KICK-BUTT ATTACKS OF GROWL, SCRATCH, LEER, AND SPLASH! OWNAGE!

IT REALLY WORKS! TRY IT!

rofl.

For Yellow.

First you snap the screen off your Gameboy.
Then you throw your gameboy out a window (break the window.)
Then take the game cartridge out, and TADA! You have 99,999,999 dollars and 10 Level100 Mews!