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Granted, but you manage to get mad at yourself and the horde breaks into CHAOS.

I wish I will go undefeated as Koga. >)

Granted, but you have to live in an Egg for nine months to learn it.

SNIPED!!!

Granted, but the Rhinos will be seeking revenge at midnight.

I wish that my life wasn't horrible T.T.T.T.T

Granted, but you die of water inhalation anyway. *morbid*

I wish for the lead part in an upcoming play.

...I can't even grant that one. Chuck Norris won't return my calls.

I wish he would.

Granted, but the phone (or is it a house?) drops in a toilet.

I wish I knew biochem perfectly.

Granted, but you're a Magikarp holding an Everstone.

I wish that I could go to DisneyWorld again 

Granted, but you'll never make it past Wallace. Ever.

I wish my art project was magically finished :L

Granted, but you have Grimer in place of them.

I wish the world was a nice place to live in 

Granted, but your super power is transforming into other members of your family.

I wish I had the most beautiful music in the world to listen to.

Granted, but again the Government interferes and drafts you into their secret Area 51 research service... have fun.

God, I wish I could stop incorporating the government into all my wishes.

Granted, but the Government jumps in, so there's nothing we can do now.

I wish could learn every word in the English language in an instant.

Lol, Richie, I think that happens with my writing anyway >.>

Granted, but you now have a tumor in multiple places. Not to mention more STDs than have been discovered and a wicked goiter.

Edit: OH, my wish. Crud.

I wish that this lamp would stop flickering.

Congratulations, Nyumimira, Pkmn.net no longer fits inside your computer.

I wish that my writing talent for writing fanfics would rise exponentially.