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KITTENS

Granted, you have a good pokemon dream for an average amount of time.  However, you do not remember it.

I wish for some rum.

Q:  What happened when electrode used explosion?

A:  Signal SOS

Granted, but I got the water from a mud puddle so it isn't all that refreshing.

I wish for a victini plushie.

Granted.  It intimidates you and you run away scared.  It thinks you abandoned it and flies away and you never see it again.

I wish for a piece of carrot cake.

Granted, but they're too big to fit in your ears.

I wish for some glass cleaner.

Granted, but the puppies are snuggly and ferocious.  They attack and bite you.  You have to be sent to the hospital.

I wish for a phone that actually works.

Granted, but you become too obsessed with your money and lose all your friends.  You're now forever alone.

I wish people would stop being judgmental about things that shouldn't matter.

J'en Ai Marre - Alizee ^_^

Q: What caused the neighbor's kid to be up all night?

A: Dodge!

Granted, but now you're broke from how much it costed to improve it (so you can't afford to run it).

I wish for a jukebox.

Q: What did you consume before you died?

A: Yoshi

Granted, but it's Rotom wash form and it doesn't want to wash your clothes.  Instead it uses hydro pump on you.

I wish for a motorcycle.

Q: What did the child do when he was given some ice cream?

A: Chicken parmesan

Currently listening to Peace of Mind - Boston