Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[SirBlaziken]

299. Post on this topic while in walmart.
300. Play a game of baseball on the electronics section.

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

301. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball as a baby.
302. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the bat as a baby.
303. Play a game of baseball in the electronics section with the ball and bat as babies.
304. Shove a baby into a television.
305. Shove a television into a baby.
306. Shove a baby into a baby.

[Kpyna]

307. Bring your live chicken to the butcher and ask them to clean it for you

[SirBlaziken]

308. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a bat
309. Play baseball and use a live chicken as a ball

[Hitmonchu]

310. Put a live chicken in a bra, then put it in someone's cart
311. Throw all the video games off the shelves.
312. Dance in your underwear with a backpack on your head.
313. Throw a live chicken at someone

[SirBlaziken]

313. Walk in with no shoes and/or shirt. (technically you can walk in with no pants on and they still have to serve you, because they never said no pants no service.)

314. Walk in naked

315. Dance in the isles naked

316. Run through the isles naked

317. Play dodgeball in the bathroom

318. Play dodgeball in the bathroom with live chickens as the balls

319. Stuff a live chicken down your pants

[Hitmonchu]

320. Play dodgeball against a baby in the bathroom naked with a live chicken as the ball.
321. Play dodgeball in the bathroom against a naked live chicken with a baby as the ball.
322. Play dodgeball against a live bathroom using a naked baby chicken as the ball.

[SirBlaziken]

323. Sing Michael Jackson songs to the checkout clerk while at least 10 other people are in line

[Hitmonchu]

324. Take an ironing board and surf across the checkout belt.
325. Throw a bag of grapes at an old man and yell, "Take that, you ruffian!"
326. Lie down, pour yogurt on yourself, and act dead.
327. Hide in a freezer. When a kid comes by, throw ice cream at him.

[SirBlaziken]

328. Throw oranges at shoppers

[Hitmonchu]

329. Eat frozen chicken nuggets while whispering to everybody that passes:
"Hey, you. SATAN IS ME."

[SirBlaziken]

330. Gather 23 other people and recreate the hunger games in the store

[Hitmonchu]

331. Dress up like Hitmonchu and kick the manager in the stomach

[SirBlaziken]

332. Dress up as blazicario and set the home goods section on fire

[Hitmonchu]

Dress up as and scream at everybody