Scenes We'd Like to See

[SirBlaziken]

Women: Highly Illogical


Same only given to you by an athlete

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Coach, is it normal for my foot to be in my armpit?"

Line Freddy Krueger would say when killing off Justin Bieber

[SirBlaziken]

"Finally, killing someone who has it coming!"

Last thing you'd expect to hear on a vegetarian cooking show

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Now add a cup of ground beef- err I mean tofu to the mix...."

What not to say when you are at the doctor's office

[SirBlaziken]

"Err..... if i have no money, does that mean you'll throw me out the window?"

Unlikely thing to hear from a cop who just pulled you over.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I like your style. Wanna make out?"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Sir, do you know how fast you were driving? ...no? Crap, neither do I!"

Bad things to say to a cop

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"No dead bodies in my trunk!"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"What's the matter? Donut shop shut early?"

Things you wouldn't hear on your driving test.

[SirBlaziken]

"Ok, all you gotta do is crash into everyone you see!"

Last thing you'd expect to see on a greeting card.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I'm Sorry I Cheated On You With The Babysitter"

Same Category

[SirBlaziken]

"Sorry that you were a victim of identity theft."

Same category

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Congratulations! You Have Syphilis!"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Sorry to hear you're dead"

Exam questions that were omitted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Do you find me sexy?"

Same category