The Confession Thread

[SirBlaziken]

I once set my watch alarm to 5 in the morning, then put it under my brother's bed.

I still have marks from that fight. *Shudders*

[Zubatman]

I cooked some fish for a party and when the host told me it was bad (not knowing I cooked it) I blamed it on some old man standing by the door. I immediately left through the back door so no one could see me.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Developing three of my final prints in photography and I'm pretty sure that I've left the third one in the coolbath machine and it was the wrong print...

Still have three left. Not looking forward to it, can't be bothered to develop them 

[sans the skeleton]

i put a mouse in my mam's bed last night and she flipped out and started screaming

huge success

[Shaymin]

speaking of alarms back when i was friends with someone who turned out to be an asshole, i set my alarm for midnight and it was on the radio to wake me up on radio 1 and all i heard were the creepiest screaming noises ever
might have been static but i remain convinced it was strange screaming.
never in all my life have i woken up so fast and launched myself two metres across my room to kill my alarm

[Xagor]

Senpai daisuki!

Erm, it's not that type of confession is it?

[Kerou 犠牲]

I had a terrible come down Sunday =[

I smoke menthol cigarettes

Err that'll be all for now

[Delicious_Scout]

I AM NOT GOING TO ACT IN THE COMEDY CLUB

BECAUSE THEY DON'T PAY ANYTHING IN RETURN

[sylar]

christ i thought i was back in like 2005 for a second there

[Wolstenholme]

mine's another food confession.

I got some Thornton's from my best friend for my Birthday and my Mum asked me for a piece and I said "I'm not opening them until Saturday." the truth was that I've eaten over half of them but I really didn't want her to know because I'd get some dumb speech about how selfish I am etc. etc. etc.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I didn't go over and say hi.

To be fair, I was jigging to the music and having a nice time.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

today i confess to the father son and holy spirit that i farted and blamed it on someone else when it was in fact me