first world problems

[The Hooded Trainer]

Well im awake now for some reason, so let me just quickly check my twitter feed and ooooooooooohhhhhh. Oh no.

[Milsap]

You had one job to do, America. ONE JOB.

Still, at least it stops the British looking idiots post-Brexit...

[the bread dragon]

damn i hate this backwards ass country

[Petzbreeder]

fartboy will become president

I call him Donald Fart too.

[Spriter]

Let's just pretend that America didn't just elect the worst possible president imaginable.

Also bc I hate making phone calls, my aunt was supposed to help arrange my appointment for a GP. She hasn't so far, which is annoying.

[The name master]

I call him Donald Fart too.

Let's face it. His name was made for him!

[Shaymin]

didn't think anything could outshine the stupidity of brexit, andd yet here we are

[sans the skeleton]

tronald dump won the elections?

welp, time to pull a alpha rose lalonde and kill a clown.

[sylar]

im going back to sleep the longer i think about this the more i consider planning a mass suicide

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Trump is going to lead us to our doom. He'll end up making North Korea angry and then the US becomes a total wasteland. I have a feeling it's going to happen. And my gut feelings are quite accurate.

[not chloe]

So I got my stitches out today. Should be an accomplishment but I fainted so maybe not

[Shaymin]

got a new phone but i don't have signal so i can't verify it's me signing into google cause a couple years ago it demanded i do that cause some ass from germany tried to get into my account

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

if Nuclear War even happened we would be embraced by the sweet and swift release of death before we even heard that epical Emergency Broadcast tone so itsa notso bad.

student loans will be forgiven (! impossible in tyool 2k16, not even bankruptcy clears them) due to the collapse of society and you finally will all get to live out your fallout/L4D2 or whatever zombie game is In now, idk/c dreams if u survive so its win/win!!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

if Nuclear War even happened we would be embraced by the sweet and swift release of death before we even heard that epical Emergency Broadcast tone so itsa notso bad.

student loans will be forgiven (! impossible in tyool 2k16, not even bankruptcy clears them) due to the collapse of society and you finally will all get to live out your fallout/L4D2 or whatever zombie game is In now, idk/c dreams if u survive so its win/win!!!

So if society collapses and Justin Bieber didn't die I can kill him and get away with it by saying I thought he was a zombie?

[The Hooded Trainer]

Like sure, but does he really deserve that level of punishment? I mean, hes already living in a post-apocalyptic society, do you absolutely need to kill him? And whats he done, really, other than release some annoying songs and generally being sort of smug? Im just saying, i feel like if society collapses, theres more productive ways you could be spending your time.