Topic: first world problems

[SirBlaziken]

So last night we were turning into the gas station and the car behind us decided that we weren't turning fast enough, so they sped past us and almost hit the car. We lay on the horn and they point a gun at us, leading to a huge confrontation and the police being called. They said we had the gun, and seeing as how the security cameras at this gas station are suspect, nothing will be done.

[Petzbreeder]

When I was in the car going to Sainsbury's, a first aid kit fell onto my lap.

I was effectively attacked by a first aid kit. The irony of that is hilarious.

[The name master]

I have a lava lamp and a plasma ball among other things that I want to sell, but every shop I've tried so far don't take them. I can only try one more shop that's open on Tuesday (bank holiday next week and closed Friday-Sunday) Or try another shop I already tried again (hopefully someone who works there who might be interested will be there)

[Shaymin]

I have a lava lamp and a plasma ball among other things that I want to sell, but every shop I've tried so far don't take them. I can only try one more shop that's open on Tuesday (bank holiday next week and closed Friday-Sunday) Or try another shop I already tried again (hopefully someone who works there who might be interested will be there)

try ebay, your local facebook selling group or that shpock app. you'll have better luck that way

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

you gotta put some added value in there somewhere, rearrange and glue the plasma ball and the lava lamp together creatively as a rare new invention the "plavasma blamp", see how much the two sell individually and then quick sum x + y + 20% and ka-CHING

[Kerou 犠牲]

Events over the weekend have led to me wondering whether I'm actually a terrible friend

My anxiety is through the roof right now

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 This heat has killed me, lads. I've had a headache that has persisted from the time I woke up and I'm feeling agitated.

 Not a happy chappy.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

my dream: earn enough money to own portable air conditioner @ home + prescription sunglasses + fashionable linen/linen+cotton blend clothing and never fear summer again


see i was looking forward to it after old man winter constantly teabagging the nation with his ice cold balls but now im bored of the sun and the concept of warmth in general. that bit in spring where its ~15­­°C-17ºC and sunny and i can wear a tshirt but feel comfortably chilly is just about ok

[SirBlaziken]

I graduate today but the high is supposed to be 93 (in american measurements), which is a record in my neck of the woods for today. It's also supposed to be humid. I'll be wearing dress clothing as well as my robes. smh

[Milsap]

Humidity is crippling me.

[SirBlaziken]

So i'm typing the password into the amazon account and it keeps saying it's incorrect. Meanwhile it works on my brother's computer. What the hell?

[The name master]

I compared the creature from the Doctor Who episode "The Lazarus Experiment" to an Omega Metroid from Metroid, because they're both creatures that suck life out of people and have bony chests, now I can't unsee it!

Spoiler: show

I think I have a wisdom tooth coming through, but it's not painful and not bleeding, so I'm not having it pull out! $@£! that! And not telling anyone in case they say otherwise!

[the bread dragon]

trying to practice driving and i clipped a mailbox with my window
it's not a huge deal because it's not damaged but oof im so bad at driving lol

[The name master]

English exam today. Gonna fail.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

trying to practice driving and i clipped a mailbox with my window
it's not a huge deal because it's not damaged but oof im so bad at driving lol

everyones bad at driving until this magical switch goes after ages and ages of sucking horribly at it and they suddenly theyre  good at it. keep clippin mailboxes till u cant clip no more. as in like dont actually clip mailboxes deliberately but like some form of "go at it till you fail at failing" sentiment like that i guess.

protip: anyone who passes their test the first time is either lying, incredibly lucky or bribed the instructor

English exam today. Gonna fail.

you should expect the worst but hope for the best cos goddamn u do not want to get into the habit of sadsack self-fufilling prophecies

i mean i say this and i have no idea if reasonable special needs adjustments have been made which knowing this dumbass pedagogical system (dont start me on uk education but i hear in US education common core is a mess with these nonsensical new unneccessary "modernised" ways of adding and subtracting) they might not've 

still try ur absolute best so u can just shrug and go "well i tried at least" & good luck anyway