bed is the best and its only getting food and also not getting oversleep serotonin headaches are the only reason that i ever get out of it. i guess occasionally that big Not A Bed place called "outside" or whatever has to be visited when we like run out of milk or red "LAST CHANCE" bills are comin thru the letterbox or some boring unimportant crap like that.
i keep forgetting bed is the best place to be cos its hard to browse the internet in bed w/o getting sore arms/shoulders? which is why i refuse to go to bed until the sunrise has snuck up on me and ugghhHHHH (blublocker goggles are the only thing keeping me sane and on the up when that happens) i cant say im looking forward to summer cos the sun comes up at 4am and its impossible to mount a blackout blind on my window properly. sigh.
special night clothes
special night clothes are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv my big purple skull camo sleeper
when i am prime minister i am mandating that pajamas are accetpable outsidewear/businesswear/etc cos i love them so much.
people doing the trendy gluten free salad mumsie thing of "look im so busy with my busy family life i come to tescos in my pajamas" will be burned at the steak tho for not Understanding the zen of pajamas cos everyone knows they're just spending all day on their little pinterest microdiktat w red wine at 11am and actually have the time and are fakin it
the other girls who made constant fun out of my matching Star Wars pajama set when we had the weeklong school trip to nottingham in year 7 will be also burned at the steak too for their Hate Crimes
everyone gets a free pair of state-designed button up wool flannel style pajamas. you know wit hthe collars and all that and the cute designs. you better believe im reserving a cool £20b of taxpayer money to force game freak to license an extensive choice of special pokemon pajamas. hell yes i will stock things like a giratina drop-seat kigu for a cool state-subsidised £10, who do you think i am, an amateur?
anyone who disagrees or who doesn't like my Pajama Culture is brutally and mercilessly eviscerated live on national tv by somnambulists (the perfect crime) to prove an example to those who wish to question my rightful judgement
anyway sorry everyone for the long post in the "one liner answers about bed" topic but i love pajamas a whole lot. thanks for reading bye