You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[CrimiClown™]

When you kill animals, then the cops will ask you "Why did you kill this animal?" to which you reply "They give 2 HP EV's each!"

...

Sorry. =P

[TheHuntBegins]

When you randomly shoot rocks with a water gun, thinking they'll "faint."

When you shove colored blocks down your throat, thinking you'll look cooler/smarter/tougher/cuter/prettier. (and then you'll choke =P)

When you get in a fight, get punched really hard and say, "A critical hit!"

When you sue someone for 999,999 Pokédollars.

[Dracon]

When you think that you can store you'r pets in a PC if you have to many with you.

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

You don't read your mail until you're outside,worrying that otherwise a cipher peon disguised as a housekeeper will come upstairs and challenge you to a battle.

[grassmastersback]

When you stand in the middle of town waiting for people to walk past, run up to them, say a cheesy line and throw a hollow ball at the floor.

[CrimiClown™]

When you make a [!] sign to put on your head... =\

[Dracon]

When you sic your dog on onther peoples dogs if they make eye contact ith you while you take it for a walk.

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When you see a burglar trying to get in through the window,you say"Hey!You can't enter buildings through windows!"Thus scaring him and causing him to fall off a ladder .

[Spectre Latios]

When you live in homes without a door.
When all the trees are the same in that area.

[grassmastersback]

Try to ride a fish across the sea.

[Dracon]

When you tihnk people will repeat the same thing over and over if you press A in front of them.

[ginrei]

You dye your hair bright red before you want to look more like your favourite character.

I have definitely NOT done this.

[GreenEarth]

When you chat on PUK for hours on end waiting for new D/P info to come out.

When you sit upside-down on your bed muttering ''The 4th generation is coming...''

[Lethal Hamster]

You know youve played to much pokemon When you go hunting for one of a kind rare birds on mountins, in power plants, in caves, in dangerous burned towers and islands. Then when you find then you chuck your german sheperd at them shouting "mightyena use rock smash" then you start lobbing balls at the bird until it falls to the floor. "Yeah I caught Ho-Oh!" you shriek. only to have a member of the RSPCA grab you by the shoulder and start bawling at you for killing a one of a kind bird. Youre so surprised and upset you call up your mom and before you can say anything she says, "Hi honey, youre in -insert random country here- I havn't been there. So far you have -insert ridiculous amount of money here- sorry I bought you this really cute doll I hope you like it. Do you want me to keep saving money for you? I'm rooting for you baby." (sorry if any of this is inaccurate I aint played G/S/C in years) so before you can say a word she's hung up. Leaving you to face the RSPCA on your own, what do you do? You feed your german sheperd a strange potion given to you as a free sample by a dodgy sales rep on route 1, and yell "Mighytyena bite" so the dog attacks the man and you shriek "team Rocket shall never win!!!" Then rob the man of exactly half of his money and leave by ship using a passport given to you by a proffesor studying an imaginary subject. And arrive home to find 2 hobo's walking the streets around and to find two houses in town. You go inside your house to find your mother reapeting herself your father nowhere in sight and able to store your bed in your PC.  ??? 

[*Toad*]

You know you've played too much pokémon when you think you can just walk into anyone's house without invitation.