You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Peridot Trainer]

you know you've played to much pokemon when...

you're minding your own business and pokecenter music runs rampet through your head annoying you.

you can put a bike together in a couple of milliseconds.

it's raining, you take a step, and it's not raining.
abrupt stop.

you can afford to take a luxury liner every time you cross large seas...AT AGE 10!

you don't sit on furniture, you stand on it.

you can go down a waterfall without even breaking a nail.

you can't tell night from day,day from week,week from month,month from year.(as long as it isn't GSC)

your computer doesn't play games.

children are aloud to run free in deserts.

10 year olds can save major corporations.
(sliph,devon,radio tower.)

gangsters have dumb names like rocket.

you no longer have a nose.(look at trainer sprites.)

you're fat and considered fit.(hiker)

cities start containing more people than there are homes to house them.

and you know you've been playing to much pokemon when english speaking countries start having moderatly japanese names.
ugh wow that was a good set.

[Wanderer Jiyuren]

When you see a pidgeon and try to flameify it with you pet mouse...... uh........ Hinoarashi... instinctively.

when you find a hard candy on the ground and expect that when you pet pidgeon eats it, it will get bigger, and better looking, and you expect that you can fly on it.

when you pick up an inch-worm and expect it to cocoonify itself after feeding it five hard candy's, and then turn into a butterfree after three more.

when you go snake hunting for rattlers and expect them to become cobra's.

when you expect to find wild dogs with armor on, and are able to use Flamethrower.

[Wix]

You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When you call rice balls doughnuts.

-When you are attacked by crosdressers and a talking cat who want to steal your pet guinea pig.

-When animals start attacking you for no reason when you walk by.

-When you refuse to eat bananas unless they've been picked from a Tropius.

-When all the police officers in your town have the same name and look alike.

-When you hold a blue rock up to your dog, hoping to evolve him into Vaporeon.

-When you take your dog for a haircut and ask for the youngest employee to cut his hair.

-When your next door neigbor stands in front of his computer all day and doesn't ever leave the house.

-When you go to the doctor, and instead of giving you medicine, everything flashes white, and the healing melody can be heard in the background.

-When TV interviewers sic their pets on you.

-When a giraffe's tail bites you.

[DANEDANEDANE]

At a restaurant, friday fish fries turn into a disaster when giant deep fried Dragons are thrashing about after evolution.

A red and white Dodgeball explodes in your face.

A creep shakes hands with you- with two hands in his pockets. He opens the trench coat to reveal a gastly

[Spectre Latios]

You know you've played too much pokemon when...

You pick up any sand from the beach and give it to your pet shrew to see if it attacks in a ground way better.

When you call T-Rex Tyranitars.

When you can walk up ladders, not climb them.

[Peridot Trainer]

when you can enter stairs that will change direction once you have climbed them.

eh? it's late that one sucked im tired bed time.

[Shaun Ogg]

When people stand in the same place for hours on end, they say they live in the city but are obviously tramps because there are no empty houses.

[Nintendo Girl]

u know u have played too much pkmn when u start suspecting that your teachers work for team rocket.
also,u start worrying about the mystery meatloaf your cafeteria serves.Run Pikachu,they r serving mystery meatloaf again!!!

[Peridot Trainer]

you know you've played to much pokemon when you start running into buildings with no doors or windows.

when you have to save up to keep buying your life in different color formats.

when big tough gangster dudes start carrying sissy names like archie or maxie.

[Meganium-time]

When you think you can't use telephones anymore!!!!

[Akari MMS]

When there's a radio channel that only plays the pokeflute song all day

When you wear the same clothes and everyone you meet has aroung 40 other exact replicas around the country.

[Spectre Latios]

When you think that trees can automatically grow back to normal size after you cut them down and walk out of your sight.

[Shaun Ogg]

When you don't use PCs in other houses because some strange voice says "I wonder what could be on this pc? Better not touch it!"

[Totally Engrish Champiness]

When you can destroy reality by taking a safari trip(Glitch city).

[darkhitmonlee]

when you get stone that makes your cat turn into a vaporeon.



nah