You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Spectre Latios]

When you think it only takes about 10 seconds on a train to get to the next city.

[Pandemonium]

when you fix a train, foil a villain groups plot, be the champion at something and still nobody is a fan of you 

[Shaun Ogg]

When everyone in the world wears the same clothes all the time, even the women.

[Spectre Latios]

When you go into a battle with your opponent, you thought that you can slide from one side to the other at the start of the battle.

[Shaun Ogg]

When 28 foot long rock Snakes (Onix) float upright on top of the water during a fight. (If you notice, during water battle scenes, all pokemon appear to be floating)

[Lawl, liek, it's teh Regidude]

When  you can be burned, frozen, electrocuted, slashed, bitten and stabbed multiple times in one day, ans simply take medicine for it.

[Spectre Latios]

When you don't throw bones at your pet dog, because you're afraid that you'll bonemerang him/her or something.

[Shaun Ogg]

When specks of snow kill in one, every time.

[Pandemonium]

when you hurl huge balls of fire at things and expect it not to hurt them

[Wanderer Jiyuren]

when you expect to be born with a whole three thousand yuan/yen (forgot which one was japanese)

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you feed leftovers to your pets and it ends up killing them instead of enhancing them.

[PokéFan Lawrence]

I don't play pokémon that much, but sometimes, instead of saying animals or pets, I say pokémon.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

I once mistook a caterpillar for a caterpie, from that day on I made sure not to play Pokemon for two hours straight ever again. 

[Pandemonium]

i always used to call turtles squirtles... i could never say turtle.... always it was squirtle...

NOW THATS wheb u've played too mutch

[Shaun Ogg]

When a massive thunderstorm can't harm a little mole just because it's waist deep in the ground.