Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Webby2]

Granted but tea is disgusting but you have too much and become very ill

I wish I had more minstrels

[Moon Chaser]

Granted. You get a tresure map the them and it takes you 6 months to find them. By that point someone beat you to them.

I wish the internet wasn't so slow.

[auronofpokemon]

Granted, but it's so fast you cant see the web pages or any imagery

I wish Pablo existed

[Darkwing]

Granted... But now you don't.

I wish that they would recast the TWilight series of movies, and add in the guy on guy subtext that SMeyer decided to write out of the original book.

[auronofpokemon]

Granted, but it was never shown in theaters, and only available in VHS

I wish 2+2= UNLIMITED POKEMON!

[Darkwing]

Granted... but the subsequent mathematical instability just ended all of reality due to a quantum level explosion.

I wish dogs were just a little smarter.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted,they take over the world (prety obvious)

I wish for more wishes!!!

[Darkwing]

Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.

I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Granted.. but Perry just mistook you for Doofenwhatever.

I wish for a movie starring Kelly Blatz and Corbin Bleu.

there was a girl at the set who they both fell for and killed each other for her.

I wish everyone in the world was dead

[ShiraBliss]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUT you died with them, so hope you like having roomies!

I wish I had wings.

[Darkwing]

You just landed yourself in the Maximum Ride series of novels by James Patterson... And Fang is flirting with you, so that Jessica Alba looking girl heading toward you probably plans on feeding you to the Erasers.

I wish I could go on a date to the restaurant at the top of the Eifel Tower.

[ShiraBliss]

The food's burnt and your date isn't impressed :\

I wish money grew on trees.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but all the worlds trees magically disappear.

I wish I didn't live somewhere the size of a pebble, but somewhere larger.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

your wish is my command, but you get lost on your way to bed, never to be seen again

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted!

[ParaSky]

Granted,but you get couurpted yourself.

I wish my computer would stop frezzing.