Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[qazz42]

granted but then he will be mean


i want doorsCS 7 to come out with the nspire bugs fixed

[iKod]

granted.. but everything will be capitalized for the rest of you life

I HATE YOU.

GRANTED, BUT NOBODY CAN ACCESS IT.

I WISH I COULD STOP CAPITALIZING.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but now you cannot capitalize.

I wish I had hot chocolate.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but it is cold.

I wish I was a cartoon charactar

[iKod]

granted, but die a cartoonish death soon after. and instead of mourning you, they laugh.

i wish i knew what to do.

[Darkwing]

Granted... But you don't have the money to do what you want.

I wish The Labyrinth was real.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. (fall on head, crushing you)

I wish skulldugery pleasent was real and I had all the powers in it.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but the powers that it held was too much for you and you instantaneously imploded; your guts and innards spilling all over those who you love....

I wish chocolate didn't make you fat or give you diabetes.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. (giant chocolate bar falls on head, crushing you.)
my last wish without the corruption for it

[TickTockTheCroc]

Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game.  (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)

I wish for world peace.

[qazz42]

granted but it will involve all people dying



i wish i could be Aku

[TickTockTheCroc]

Granted, but Samurai Jack went back in time and killed you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but it is that the world was nuked.

I wish that my teacher would disappear off the face of the Earth.

[qazz42]

granted but then she will appear to annoy you in heaven or hell



i wish they would make a GOOD samuri jack fanali and i get to see it

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted... but not really. because your last wish either didnt exist (you forgot to put one) or it defies the rules of the game.  (seriously, I had to go back like 5 pages to find your last wish)

my last wish is at the top of the page! its about skulldugery!