Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but as when you put it in it turns to poop an when the second you spit it out it explodes in your face


i wish for a zekrom

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I didn't get embarrassed by movies a lot.

[THE ARBITER]

how is that a bad thing mindcontrol within


granted but the only movies you watch now are barney an dora


i wish for zekrom to spit me out quickly

[Shaymin]

granted, but then Reshirom eats you.

I wish i could get to sleep it's so early -______-

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but it knows nothing of math

i wish for a mew event for SS

[Gusparce]

Granted, The Mew isnt able to battle or be traded, is level one and wont level up, and only knows Pound. I wish I could get a 3DS early XD.

[MICKEY]

Granted but everyone is jealous so they beat you up and steal it.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.

[Gusparce]

Granted, now its way too fast you cant see whats happening. I wish my turtle would grow XD.

[Darkwing]

Granted... sadly it reaches Gojira size and trashes the house.

I wish my boss wasn't constantly giving me rewrites.

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but you get fired a week later...

i wish my kettle would boil quicker.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but by the time you get to it, its stone cold.
I wish I could find my s.s

[Gusparce]

Granted, you find a Scary Snake. I wish I could take a picture of a real dragon.....

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but then a giant boulder rolls into you and breaks both your legs. you will need to get them amputated and the dragon flys away... never to be seen again.

i wish there were 4 more hours in a day.

[Darkwing]

Granted... but you go insane before you can adapt to the new solar/lunar cycle.

I wish my fanfic muse wasn't off making a blue movie somewhere.

[Shaydra]

Your fanfic muse is back, but you can only use it to write fanfics about stuff you hate.

I wish my dad would install a backyard pond for only my turtles to use.