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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 18:49 »
Granted, but its a my little pony! waha! I wish for a castle made of rice pudding
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2009, 18:52 »
Granted...But It kinda fell seeing as Rice Pudding isnt very solid...

I wish I could meet straight, not married to any other woman, hated by everyone but me Whiplasher and marry him x3

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2009, 19:12 »
Granted, but he becomes bored of your lack of perfection and leaves you.

I wish for two bidoofs.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2009, 19:15 »
Granted, but an hour after you get them, one will evolve, giving you a problem

I wish for FLOOOOOOOOON
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2009, 19:18 »
Granted, but it's not actually Drifloon, it's this guy from World of Warcraft

I wish I was normal.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2009, 19:48 »
Granted... But this was a waist of a wish, seeing as you could have just taught yourself to be normal. Imagine all of the self indulgent luxuries you could have wished for instead!
That's life.
I wish I could appear on a mythbusters episode, bust a few myths with the team, and NOT have to do any of the dirty work; Only the cool and exciting jobs. :D
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2009, 19:54 »
Granted, but one of the myths they have to bust is if it's true Treecko isn't real, and it turns out false.

I wish I was a police officer.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2009, 20:03 »
Granted, but you're pretty rubbish at your job and so every shop/house in the city gets robbed then blowed up.

I wish I lived in a giant house :3
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2009, 20:05 »
Granted, but you live there with homeless people who throw their pennies at you.

I wish for Lady GaGa to be my best friend :3333
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2009, 22:53 »
Granted, but she turns out to be an ancient sorcerer who has been manipulating the music industry and thus penetrates your brain.

I wish for a clown.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2009, 22:57 »
Granted, but he's gone to jail several times for assault.


I wish High School Musical would die in a hole.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2009, 22:59 »
Granted, but exactly one minute after The Jonas Brothers declare their inheritance of the entire world and force all the peons to wear purity rings.

I wish I had the best avatar ever.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 23:24 »
Granted, although you'd be getting it for a day, until someone gets the new best one, which will make yours seem crap.

I wish I could be older so I can drive.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2009, 23:27 »
Granted, but you become sixty and although you can drive, you find it extremely tiring and all the young people's arrogance annoys you.

I wish I had a monocle and a top hat.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 23:49 »
Granted, but the top hat is infected with smallpox and the rim of the monocle is razor wire.

I wish for more Doctor Who.
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