Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. Someone opens the Ark of the Covenant at your family reunion.....

I wish I had some bread.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but it uses a mind control technique on you

i wish for a neon cockateal

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but you only find out you're epileptict AFTER the seizure.

I wish for a scouter I can crush.

[yk]

Granted, but it throws you in a lake with sharks in it.

I wish I was a Master Ball.

[Spriter]

Granted, but you get tossed out of a bag and used on a Magikarp.

I wish i lived in America.

[yk]

Granted, but there are cats there. (An American Tail reference)


I wish I can find someone to trade with on GTS Negotiations.
(Seriously, there's nobody there)

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but they disconnect the instant they connect.
I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter.

[lugia95]

Granted, but your eaten. (And yes, I did get the spongebob reference.)

I wish that the world won't end in 2012.

[yk]

Granted, but it ends December, 21, 2011 now!

I wish for a Genesect to destroy my computer.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but a piece of the screen flies out and hits you in the eye. You are now partially blind.
I wish for some sort of cheese flavoured strawberry on wheels to roll around outside my house yelling about fruitcakes.

[lugia95]

Granted, but one of your neighbours gets scared, so shoots it, then eats it.

I wish for a Celebi so I can go back in time and make as many wishes as I want.

[yk]

Granted, but that causes a paradox and a rip in the time-space continuum thingy.\



I wish for a 3DS and an iPad 2

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but they're both from that dodgy cockney man down the street. 'Nuff said.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

[yk]

Granted, but there is a layer of skin on them with big yellow mushrooms on it.




I wish I could live on Faraway Isle.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but tis too far away to get there so you spend the rest of your life traveling.

I wish the world would end already.