Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Webby2]

Granted, but there are also other people who are "the guy". All "the guy" people then fly away, including you.

I wish I could eat properly.

[Serefina_Pacific]

Granted, but every time you take a bite, more food ends up on the floor than in your mouth.

I wish that the world was bigger.

[master1]

Granted, but now that the Earth takes longer to rotate, the day lasts longer so you're stuck in school/college/work for twice as long.
... Then the Earth spirals out of orbit and we all die. D:

I wish I didn't feel sick.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. to stop you being sick, you throw up.
I wish I could get my pokemons names rated (it says  theres an error )

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but you die of old age before you get a reply.

i wish the cloning glitch in emerald worked for me.

[zorro1]

granted but you become a LORD!!!!





i wish i could fly

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but one day you fly while there was a terrible storm and you get struck by lightening.

I wish people can make more creative wishes.

[zorro1]

Not granted!



I wish Bluffy would stop robbing Mt. Coronet's bronzors!

[Z:illyhoo]

((zorro, try to corrupt as many wishes as possible please, not just my own.))

Granted, but then you start robbing them and people that happened to be on Mt. Coronet catch you and punish you.

I wish I had a box of chocolates that were safe to eat.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but you think they are poison and throw them away.

I wish my DS wasn't broken.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but your parents have a sudden super liking to your DS that they take it away and play it for themselves.

I wish I could spend time on something more productive.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You are now a rockstar and get trampled by your fans.

I wish I had a rainbow wish rock.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but you accidentally wished something that you didn't mean and things start going haywire.

I wish I had more games for my DS.

[En garde...voir]

Granted, but they are all pirates, you are sentanced to death.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Z:illyhoo]

.......Granted. <uses super powers to somehow corrupt that wish.>

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish.