Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but they are now frozen forever.

I wish for nothing

[Steve Jobs]

Granted but your chance to wish has now left

i wish For it to be friday the 11th at 11 Am Right now

[Shaydra]

The moment it goes from 10:59 to 11:00 on Friday the 11th everybody dies.

I wish I could have a drink of pure, unpolluted water.

[MICKEY]

Granted but you didn't wish for a glass so it all spills on the floor
I wish it could be summer holidays NOW

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but it lasts only one day.

I wish for Pokemon Black.

[Shaydra]

You get Pokemon Black, but as it's underdeveloped, the only Pokemon in it is the three starters that can't even evolve. Also, there's a Zoroark that kills all of your Pokemon because there's no way for them to train.

I wish I could die right now. (not really)

[Gusparce]

......Granted but you turn into a zombie..? I wish I had a coconut flavored white chocolate bar right now -_-.......

[ShiraBliss]

Yuck. Coconut For that, you get your wish, and it tastes just like it should- a pile of POOP.

I wish for miso soup

[ZombieSteven]

Granted but,the miso soup has flies on it.ITS DIRTY!
I wish my sister could shut up.

[Darkwing]

Granted... But it means that she can't warn you about the Jason Voorhees wannabe behind you.

I wish for the tech to clone spare bodies.

[ZombieSteven]

Granted,but it malfunctions and you ended up having half a body.
I wish for a new PC.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted- it's a "new" PC straight from the junkyard

I wish for my brother to have no mouth.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but now you have no mouth.

I wish for some food.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

cranted, but you cant eat it.
I wish the world was ruled by abras, but I was every abras beast freind!

[Gusparce]

You granted it yourself. You are now their 'beast' friend, You are a big ugly beast. I wish I could go eat a sandwich right now -_-