Topic: pkmn.net SHIPPING

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

i said whiskey for a reason
whats the point of drinking vodka it's rubbish omg its like "hello taste where are you" and the vodka is like "figure it out einstein"
anything that isn't 20 quid a bottle is better off chilled when its neat otherwise it tastes like petrol

im a lady of good taste and i dont want it being made out that i drink boring crap like vodka thank you very much

edit: also the rest of the post something something reply yada yada w/e like you played your hand way too early omg

[Draghost999]

Excuse me? Did you just insult my country? Boring crap? Whiskey sucks. Drink it if you want. Clear advice: get hungover in Northern Canada wilderness.

Lady of good taste? I need proof of your gender, thank you very much.

Before you start dissing vodka, try Grey Goose. We wouldn't want you saying "im a lady of good taste and i dont want it being made out that i drink boring crap like vodka thank you very much" in front of my Russians. Or would we?

Because this would happen:

xhanatos = = = ۩

Meanwhile, Draghost =

[Apprentice]

I have found a new OTP, DraghostXVodka, only because it's the alcohol talking and not him - what the hell is even saying anymore.

[Draghost999]

You remind me of my mother.

[Apprentice]

MyselfXDraghost's mother.
Son, this is the beginning of a new friendship. Tell me more of your life so I am fully prepared when those church bells ring.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

ive tried grey goose its nothing special tbh
like unless you're really anal about freezing it beforehand you might as well have like ketel one or w/e yknow its more the tonguebite than it is flavour when it comes to vodka i've found and after pipesmoking i know all too well about tonguebite ugh

vodka is just kind of eh really

like no offence vodka just doesnt do it for me its just kind of the tongue numbness and well after that its all like "....." and totally not my avenue

im more into the whole being a massive ponce about flavours you know how you regret buying a laphroiag and go to a nice familiar glenfiddich to calm you down and when you've recovered you decide to try something that isn't smokier and peatier than a bonfire on a farm omg

which is why i want to get into absinthe one day except i gotta be making more money cos you gotta spend at least 40 or 50 quid to get into decent echelons and im not prepared to drop more than 30 quid on a bottle of anything atm which is why the best whiskey i currently own is balvenie doublewood cos i have a Thing for the alternate alcohol cask stuff i.e. Innis and Gunn's rum cask beer its HEAVENLY omg its like a cocktail but better


fake edit: i petition this topic to be renamed Alcohol Namedropping Thread i just have a lot of Feelings about the world of fine drink ok

[Draghost999]

^ Did you come from a different planet? Did you come from Blue Moon?

MyselfXDraghost's mother.
Son, this is the beginning of a new friendship. Tell me more of your life so I am fully prepared when those church bells ring.

I'm brokenhearted. You know why? Because you forgot to wish me a happy Father's Day. My own son forgot to wish me a happy Father's Day.



...StmaclxZekromFanatic.

[Stmacl]

...StmaclxZekromFanatic.

I'm more of a Reshiram fanatic but hey... umm

DraghostXMellowman... jkjk

DraghostXCaptain Jigglypuff!!

[Draghost999]

DraghostXMellowman... jkjk

Draghost & Mellowman: YOU BETTER BE!

I'm more of a Reshiram fanatic but hey... umm

What I meant to say was Stmacl x ZekromFanatic.

DraghostXCaptain Jigglypuff!!

I'm more of a Giratina but hey... umm

Richard and BlazikenXHahex and Oshawott!!


...If Richard and Blaziken was a rapper, his stage name should be R&B as in Rhythm and Blues.

MyselfXDraghost's mother.
Son, this is the beginning of a new friendship. Tell me more of your life so I am fully prepared when those church bells ring.

You can go ahead and marry yourself. You're better off as a narcissist. For when you become one, I have a present waiting for you: Package, package! Special delivery for Apprentice!






























...It's your profile. When you're a narcissist, you can stare at it all day.









If you choose to become the g-word, then I have a different present waiting for you: Present!
































...Revenge! Revenge! For what you did to me in twenty-ten!!!

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

^ Did you come from a different planet? Did you come from Blue Moon?

do you really want to play the ales game
if so why did you link to an american ale why not a decent german or english one

like omg you had the entirety of shepard neame to choose from fgs those are easy targets

[Draghost999]

What? How dare you insult your own home planet of Blue Moon.


       A wild xhanatos appeared!

       What will Draghost do?


     >  FIGHT                 TEABAG

         MELLOWMAN        RUN


       
     >   FIGHT               TEABAG

          MELLOWMAN        RUN


         
         What will Draghost do?

       > CALL 911                             GET TO THE POINT
 
          REPORT TO THE MODS          TALK ABOUT GENDERS

 
         What will Draghost do?


            > CALL 911                                        GET TO THE POINT
 
                REPORT TO THE MODS                      TALK ABOUT GENDERS
 

 
            Draghost used called 911!

 
                                        
          /|\          /|\          /|\           /|\
          /\            /\           /\            /\
 
        Policemen: This conversation is over!
        It's super effective!
        The wild xhanatos fainted!
 
        Draghost gained 999 EXP.
        What? Draghost is evolving!
         ...
        Congratulations! Draghost has evolved into Alex X Kay.

[Stmacl]

OBJECTION!!!

Phoenix Wright Intervenes!!

>Fight    Evidence

Coffee    Run

>Fight    Evidence

Coffee    Run


Objection   Take that

Epic Objection   >Table Smack


Objection   Take that

Epic Objection   >Table Smack

Phoenix Wright Smacks his hand on his table, Draghost is stunned!!

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

well this jumped the shark quite quickly im kinda disappointed

[Draghost999]

Out of the way, xhanatos! I'm here to teach Penis Wright that no one screws with Draghost999! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


A wild Penis Wright appeared!

What will Draghost do?

> FIGHT              TEABAG

   MELLOWMAN     RUN


> FIGHT             TEABAG

   MELLOWMAN    RUN       

   
   What will Draghost do?

  >  UNSTUN                                       REMOVE THE STRIKETHROUGH FROM TEABAG                 

      BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STMACL    USE XHANATOS AS PROJECTILE


  >  UNSTUN                                       REMOVE THE STRIKETHROUGH FROM TEABAG

      BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STMACL    USE XHANATOS AS PROJECTILE

   
   Draghost is unstunned!


   What will Draghost do?

   
   UNSTUN                                     > REMOVE THE STRIKETHROUGH FROM TEABAG
 
   BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STMACL     USE XHANATOS AS PROJECTILE


   The strikethrough has been removed! Draghost used Teabag!

   Draghost teabags Penis Wright!

   Penis Wright fainted from enjoyment!

   Draghost used BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STMACL!

   Draghost beats the crap out of Stmacl!

   Draghost used USE XHANATOS AS PROJECTILE!

   Stmacl fainted!

   Xhanatos fainted!

   ...

   Draghost gained 999 EXP.

   What? Draghost is evolving?

    ...

   Congratulations! Draghost evolved into Apprentice X OMGLOLZORS!

[Stmacl]

good thing he didn't get Phoenix Wright, just his Kage Bunshin!!

Phoenix Wright uses Epic Objection!!

Tsubasa Kagome appeared!!
Tateyuki Shigaraki appeared!!
Gregory Edgeworth appeared!!
Mia Fey appeared!!
Kristoph Gavin appeared!!
Godot appeared!!
Marvin Grossberg appeared!!
Robert Hammond appeared!!
Apollo Justice appeared!!
Shih-na appeared!!
Jiiken Bānroddo appeared!!
Bansai Ichiyanagi appeared!!
Yumihiko Ichiyanagi appeared!!
Miles Edgeworth appeared!!
Byrne Faraday appeared!!
Klavier Gavin appeared!!
Neil Marshall appeared!!
Winston Payne appeared!!
Jacques Portsman appeared!!
Lana Skye appeared!!
Franziska von Karma appeared!!
Manfred von Karma appeared!!

All: OBJECTION!!!

Draghost fainted from fear!!

Judge appeared!!

Judge: For the crimes of beating up Stmacl and framing xhanatos for crimes you are found...

GUILTY!!!