Flirt with the person above

[Darkwing]

Care to make me sparkle while you shine?

[blake.]

we should reproduce!

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

*laughs hystericly* you are so funny.

hour later:
how you doin?

[TickTockTheCroc]

Your wishes on the "make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" post are so fascinating.

want to know what I wish for? 

[Paul200]

I want you to have my children.... They're outside, in the van.

[TickTockTheCroc]

Sure. wanna see my masterballs?

[Tom™]

Well done, I like that. ^5

^5

I'm a guitarist. Could I check to see if your G string is tuned?

[blake.]

you might be eleven, but you could pass for the legally consenting age...

[TickTockTheCroc]

Is that an Arbok in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

[blake.]

i'll show you what it really is, but you'll have to come into my magical fantasy den of wonders

[laironlover77]

Hey there, I find your ellipsis quite attractive.

[Alllister]

Wow, do I know you from somewhere?

[TickTockTheCroc]

@laironlover77

If I rename myself lairon would you be my lover?

[laironlover77]

Maybe. See the 77? if you like you might just get lucky with it.


@Alllister: That depends, do you want to? ;]

[TickTockTheCroc]

77 is nice, but have you ever heard of 69?