Send-A-Message Thread

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear cream,
Stop giving me wind.

Dear beef hash,
Stop being tasteless and giving me wind.

Dear melons of any variety,
Stop giving me a sore throat.

Dear sleep,
Are you coming or not? I can't wait for ever.

[MOP]

Dear fanboys of all kinds.
Please try to get your facts right and at the very least use wikipedia if you're going to say something.
There's nothing wrong with liking a company, just try not to be blinded to any problems and don't take things so personally. Remember these people view you and I as over-paid magpies, they don't care about you unless you give them money.

Love,
  Frustrated in Sidcup

p.s. Not directed at anyone here, its more my brother annoying me.

[lugia95]

Dear younger kids at my Pokemon club,

Please learn what personal space is. I don't want you sitting on my lap. Also, don't shout in my ear, I like being able to hear. Oh, and, if you touch my 3DS one more time, I'm going to have to hurt you.

Love, Lugia95

[Inferna]

Dear r,
i like you more than i let on. You've stopped being such an immature idiot and idk i feel like we ~connect~ due to our love of rock music. We flirt too much at times especially during classes. Hopefully you won't have changed over the summer. See you tuesday~

Love courtney x

Dear the teacher who i wanted to kill at times,

i'm sure when you saw my result you laughed then had a party because you knew you were right all along. Thanks for making me feel crap about my art and myself many times! You held a grudge against me and alex for no reason too.

From the student who can't do art apparently

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Mr F,
I'm on my holidays, as you may well know. Yet I still ponder if what you're doing is entirely legal.
That one student at the back of the room.

Dear Mrs G,
I have an interest in the world around me. Learning about other cultures can be fascinating. However, because of you, I've been put off geography forever, least of all because of my awful level. Don't put on the act, we all know you hate us to the core.
That one student who was considering taking geography.

[Kpyna]

dear white,

please, please, please, lets not fight this year

im sorry, im really sorry and all i want to be is your friend after all of this. i feel like you tore a little chunk out of me when we stopped being friends and i just want it back, please.

-liz

[f3raligatr]

Dear you,

Don't ask me why, we've not spoken for months, but I've started dreaming about you again. And it makes me wonder what could've happened had I been brave enough to ask you out like we both wanted me to. Then again, you shot off for the summer and glamourised, maturing into the sexy fit thing you are today, I stood there like the geek in the rain I was, and you never looked back. Took me long enough to finally catch up with you though.

Could something happen now what you once saw in me is back, fearless? Would it be so bad if we could bump into each other again and share that smile again?

Rob x



Mirror mirror on the wall,

Damn, since when did I become so good looking?

Rob x



Dear you,

I.. I don't quite know how to judge you here. Everything about your body language tells me that you quite like me, the giggles, the eye contact, the leaning into me, but I know you and I know that you don't want anything like that at all. Not.. not that I'd want to. You're a good friend, but I can't see you in that way at all, and whilst I'm sure one day you'll make somebody very happy, it won't be me.

I hope you don't, because I'm no good for you honey. =]

Rob



Dear Dairylea,

Your cheese slices are just too nice. Stop it. You will make me fat. Again. Gr.

.. <3;;

Rob x



Dear society,

Women. Women with prams. Women with prams who are with other women. Women with prams who are with other woman with prams. Women with prams who are with other woman with prams who think it's acceptable to block the entire pavement off and then scowl at you because you're walking in the opposite direction on the same stretch of pavement and it's on a busy main road. Please, kindly, do one.

Lots of love in the whole wide world,

Rob x



Dear Leeds United,

Can you play like last night, like.. all the time? You know, players moving into channels, our midfielders actually being unpredictable yet calm and collected, our defence as solid as rock and our keeper better than that son of scum? It would be much appreciated if you could, definitely if we was to go up and pass Swansea coming down on the way.

=]

Rob

[Inferna]

Dear
i'm in one of those reflective moods and idk it hits me how lucky i am at times. If it wasn't for all you amazing people i probaby wouldn't be here. Words cannot describe how greatful I am.


courtney x

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

dear

its probably cos its late at night and i'm waiting for teefury to changeover
or the vermouth still lingering in my system i don't know
or the witching hour
i really can't sleep
help :C


but yeah when i go to youtube to find the version of a song about a chameleon you were singing randomly earlier
and find myself disappointed by the proper version
cos you sing it 20x better and nicer and lovlier and prettier than the original person does imo yeah pretty much that

i hope other people tell you this as well cos if not they need to turn in their ears as they are clearly not working properly

oh uh this is the point where i get embarassed and trail off and try not to delete this in flaily embarassment

lüv
E. Ω

[Catstorm]

Dear future self,

I don't understand many things yet. I'm sure you understand a lot more now. I hope you forgo any anger caused by my lack of knowledge and/or understanding of things that will impact me in the future.

Speaking of that, I wish to write- er, type a diary. I hope this will provide the best accounts of my time and will aid you in discovery.

-Catstorm, Late August 2011

seriously what is up with me and my future self?

also

dear x:

don't be surprised by me or anything, because I'm complicated.

-me

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Please come back to Swansea so I can justifiably act like a giddy schoolgirl, rather than not really having a reason to be ^^;

--

Please bake me more cake ;;

--

CARBS I LOVE YOU PLEASE NEVER LEAVE ME K

[ShiraBliss]

Dear Mother,

You honestly can't expect me to respect you when everything is a double standard with you. That if you need reminding of something it's because you simply forgot, whereas if I need reminding it's because I'm a stupid girl, or as you put it today that there's something wrong with me? Seriously? If you interrupt it's because you have something important to say, whereas if I cut in I'm being the rude one and I deserve to be scorned? Especially when the latter situation was BECAUSE you interrupted me in the first place and started messing around with my words before I could get the point across? It's okay to ignore me when I ask you something, but if I don't hear you I'm suddenly ignoring you and I need to be punished or degraded as a result?

Grow the hell up.

~ Me.

[Kpyna]

peter,

so much to say.

first, that was too much mountain dew yesterday. second, im pretty sure you like me with all of that whole being disappointed if i went out with james thing. but uh, i just wanted to say that even if we're like an armhold away from cuddling, i think of you the same way that i think of james: youre cute but i could never ever go out with you. and im sorry if that makes me a female player or something. plus i cant do anything because of girlcode either. and i never ever wanna lose you as a friend. so don't take what im doing the wrong way, please.

-liz


james,

for the above reasons im so glad that you didn't go to the beach.

-liz


liz,

wait am i borderline playing the field and not realizing it

well im pretty sure i warn everyone im friends with i suck at commitment so hopefully they heeded that and didnt take it as a challenge

-liz

[Inferna]

Dear r,

thanks for making my dream awesome last night.
I still like you btw.

Courtney x

[Clairefable]

Dear SAAS,

where's my god damn money