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Granted, but the chickens are super giant mutants and enslave the humans.thanks.

I wish I had a REAL WORKING light sabre

Granted, but you now have a monkey but whore your mouth should be

I wish my dr who disks all worked (the master and the toclifane trilogy is scratched to **** from over watching it)

Granted. You have just been eaten by a rayquaza just ate you

I wish for a turky sandwich

Granted, it has turned into pneumonia.

I wish the next poster wishes an incorruptible wish

Granted. It is in its ball

I wish for a banana

granted. now you have returned, they are going to drown you in a pool of milk, while i giant cookie collides with the earth

i wish to be immune to the giant cookie about to collide with the earth

Granted. A  Witch/Fairy/Genie hybrid hunter kills you.

I wish dr who series 7 would start already

Granted. Look up. A massive cookie is about to collide with the earth. But relax, darth vader is about to drown you in some milk. Yes darth vader.

I wish I was as awesome as Barney stintson

Granted... They now want you to play team fortress 3

I wish i win the Manchester tournament tomorrow

Granted, but As you wishes are being corrupted, You have made bad wishe about you the lion kills you
I wish I could minipulated people's thoughts

Granted but tommorrow everyone dies from a nuclear war exept you... And mutants. The bad kind of mutant

I wish that it was a wonderful day for pie (cookies if you get the reference)

Granted, here is a hot dog

I wish the next post would go onto the TWO HUDREDTH page of the game!

... Granted. You get teleported to the sun... You die

I wish I was a timelord that has permanently escaped the time war

Granted, but by jumping in time you shatter the space time continuum. The universe has blown up and we all die, all because you couldn't wait a couple of months

I wish pokemon black 2 was out now

Granted, but an assasin kills you who is hunting for Dolan

I wish I could win the Manchester tourament next Saturday