Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, its a permanent thunderstorm with fire tornadoes!

I wish I had a Gible that could use Draco Meteor so that I could blow up my old school with it (With the teachers locked inside!)

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but the teachers are now zombies and they eat you.

I WISH I COULD CATCH KYUREM. RAGE MUFFINS HE WILL NOT STAY CAUGHT.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but whats this? you don't catch Kyurem, Kyurem catches you!

I wish I had an Eevee that had the ability to change between all of its evolved forms and back again whenever I asked it to.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get one that is a Ditto!

I wish I had more money!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Granted. You get one penny.

I wish I could be Dolan for a day.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but an assasin kills you who is hunting for Dolan

I wish I could win the Manchester tourament next Saturday

[hermesguy]

Granted, but the fans accidentally run to grab the other team on their shoulders and trample you.

I wish that was a better corruption...

[Brawlimar]

Granted, the Judge from Judgement of Courrption makes it worse... and steal all your money because he's a greed suker.

I wish I'd stop listening to creepy songs that give me nightmares...

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but now all songs give you nightmares, whether they're creepy or not!

I wish it was September 30th already. (I'm waiting for a Sims 3 expansion pack that will be released that day)

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but by jumping in time you shatter the space time continuum. The universe has blown up and we all die, all because you couldn't wait a couple of months

I wish pokemon black 2 was out now

[Sizacu]

Granted - no copies are available.

I wish for a teleporting machine to send myself to the Sun!

[Uncle Garnetto]

... Granted. You get teleported to the sun... You die

I wish I was a timelord that has permanently escaped the time war

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but Matt Smith beats you to death for taking his place.

I wish that I had Mr. Game and Watch as my room mate in college. Because that would be awesome.

[hermesguy]

Granted, but the sound effects drive you crazy!

I wish for fish. (vegetarian fish)

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, here is a hot dog

I wish the next post would go onto the TWO HUDREDTH page of the game!