Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[The name master]

Granted. It simply doesn't come true!

I wish I had some sanity!

[sans the skeleton]

already granted

i wish digimon didn't exist

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! But I make the wish before you do and thus you just wasted a wish. And you get no refunds either....

I wish I had a new car!

[The name master]

Granted. It's a toy.

I wish that all my animations were done the way I want them to be.

[sans the skeleton]

granted, but they're not made by you and the person takes full credit for it and the idea. they become famous and you dont get a penny... even worse, they sue you for all of the money you have when you try to challenge them

i wish this forum was more active

[The name master]

Granted. But nobody was listening when you made the wish.

I wish Lord Raven would leave me alone!

[sans the skeleton]

granted but pkmn net gets closed due to donald trump taking over the world so you never see each other again

i wish for cake

[The name master]

Granted. It's poisonous!

I don't mind if I don't see Lord Raven again!

I wish I could sing!

[sans the skeleton]

granted - you can now sing very badly. almost like a dying cat.

i wish for donald trump to be turned into one big rotten potato

[SirBlaziken]

Granted but he gains the codes to gain access to America's nuclear arsenal.

I wish for a good idea to use to revive the roleplaying board.

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Granted, I try to share my good idea with you, but it's too complicated

I wish for a better idea to use to revive the roleplaying board.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but nobody likes it and they don't join in.

I wish this website was the only one with this forum game because I found it somewhere else.

[The name master]

Granted. But there's another forum game from this forum that is on another site.

I wish I could find the music that I want.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. All the music you want comes to you on a new iPod Touch! Only thing is it's broken....

I wish I had a friend on Miitomo.... (seriously I need some!)