Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but you didn't post it so you don't get to celebrate being the first person to post on the 200th page.
Yay I'm the first person to post on the 200th page!
See? Told you!

I wish for Immortality.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted but tommorrow everyone dies from a nuclear war exept you... And mutants. The bad kind of mutant

I wish that it was a wonderful day for pie (cookies if you get the reference)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Then a Jew comes into the room and everything goes down hill from there since you are in a Disney universe!

I wish that Natalie Portman would turn into a cockroach!

[hermesguy]

Granted, but she is the only one who survives WWIII.

I wish for more wishes.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. As soon as you make the wish WWIII begins and the nuclear bombs is dropped and blows up on top of you!

I wish I had a credit card!

[hermesguy]

Granted, but Natalie Portman steals it!

I wish this chain of wishes would NOT continue.

[Draghost999]

Granted.

10 seconds later (I hate saying blank seconds later. It's sounds stupid.)

WARNING! The granted wish has corrupted itself. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Random wish. Draghost: I wish hermesguy was banned from the Internet for 10 minutes. Granted.

See? I'm not like silly Petzbreeder who goes against the rules of this topic and does not grant the wish and calls it a corruption.

I wish I could meet Petzbreeder in real life and throw up on her.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but I throw up on you in return!

(I know I'm not very good at corrupting wishes, I'll try and do better next time)

I wish I had a pet lion that I could train to attack anyone who makes bad wishes involving me!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but As you wishes are being corrupted, You have made bad wishe about you the lion kills you
I wish I could minipulated people's thoughts

[Mondo Oowada]

Granted, but you manipulate yourself into hurting yourself.
I wish I had a Portal gun.

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but GLaDos (I think that's how you spell it) Kills you. FOR SCIENCE! (I've never played that game. Bad CO.)

I wish my friends would stop trying to get me to play Team Fortress 2.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... They now want you to play team fortress 3

I wish i win the Manchester tournament tomorrow

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but as soon as you win, a bomb goes off and kills you.

I wish my time at falls creek is awesome and I knew how to report that I will be leaving monday and coming back Saturday/Sunday (Because I am)!

[Mondo Oowada]

Granted, but you drown on Saturday/Sunday.
I wish that this wish will never be corrupted.

[Spriter]

Granted. The Topic Creator bans you for that.

I wish for cookies and milk.