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Are you threatening someone? THEN SHUT UP!

[TALK SOME MORE!]

You don't talk enough about Harry Potter! TALK SOME MORE!

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Have an obsessive data-finder discover that it was your 1-year anniversary on PKMN.NET yesterday! Wahey!

Granted. Unfortunately, he does what everyone else tells him to do as well. The resulting maelstrom of commands results in him overloading and exploding (cos hes a robot )

I wish for an invincible robot. Who kills me.

Left glasses at school. Also watched Chronicle. I cried, a lot. For some reason.

*edit* And I lost the Nuzlocke challenge. At the first gym. For the 26th time. God, my life sucks. (i just wanted to post on this thread ok)

Hmm... I love them all... but I do dislike that biglipped chubbymuncher Seel. A white seal. With a horn. And teeth. And Skarmory... The concept sounded pretty cool, but it just looks wrong...

*looks at username*
Oh. Wait.

Granted. You fly to the top of the Empire State Building. Unfortunately, you slam into it and fall to the ground. Hard. The Empire State Building is then moved to my house, because my Italian Pastry Chef bought it. ON EBAY.

I wish for a cow that is smaller than me.

You framed Roger Rabbit!

(srsly who is roger rabbit)

You cut off Adele in the Brits! Somehow!

Granted. The apple pie is so warm, in fact, that it is almost boiling. Your attempt to nom it does not go down well. You die. Of internal boiling.

I wish for a benevolent Italian pastry chef to do my bidding.

You used nonsensical grammar, so your will shut up!

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C'mon man take this seriously
Are you drunk? Cos yo doin this deliriously
May I ask about that junk involving pie
May I ask what, when, how, where, and maybe why?
Cos when you be a sop
Choosing to rap 'bout lollipops
You won't get a major drop
Hopefully someone will ring the cops
YOU FLOPPED

So I hope you understand why you're not suited to this topic
Your rap was so bad I should've got my gun and shot it
So please get out
You lazy fudging layabout
That's the end of that shout
Now people can get on with the REAL gangsta pouts

The lyrics to Buzzin' by Mann and 50 Cent in an incredibly dull monotone. He then proceeded to have a rap battle with Eminem, who...

Granted. It doesn't get destroyed, it's not haunted, and you never will get bored of it. That's because you were run over by a JCB while it was being built.

I wish for a cookie