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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« Last post by Petzbreeder on Today at 12:39 »
My mum talks too quickly for her brain to catch up!

What she does is she puts together the first half of what she plans to say in her mind, and says it while she starts putting the second half together.

Before her brain can properly put the second half of her sentence together, she is finished saying the first half. Annoyingly, the first half of her sentence typically ends with an "or" or an "and", so she just stops mid-sentence in a stupid way.

As you might expect, the people she is talking to will typically ask "Or what? or "And what?", and then she complains because she hasn't finished talking yet.

She will also sometimes ask two questions at once with contradictory answers. For example, I'll go back to the "Do you have a drink?" thing that I've discussed before.

She will ask "Do you want a drink do you have a drink?". She expects me to give her a single word answer.

I'll sometimes answer "Yes no" or " No yes" depending on the order of the questions and the resulting answer, and then she asks "Well, which one is it then?" which really annoys me.

There are other times when she asks me to do two different things at the same time, and sometimes two contradictory things at that. If I do the first thing she asked, she is annoyed because I didn't do the second thing she asked. If I do the second thing she asked, she is annoyed because I didn't do the first thing she asked.

What can do I do with her to make her aware of these things? I've tried to do something about it before, but she keeps saying that I'm being rude.
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i want 2 go for the extremely online aspect of "hes ruined nintendos Toad for life" but would rather go for something more clueless like "i hate how he pees on his own toupee to dye it yellow every morning"
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I wonder what would happen if you threw some Holy Water on him? Would he burst into flames or melt?
Why not a combination of the two?

Your skin would melt if it burnt for long enough....
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Do not know how to help me? About the knowledge I'm looking for, I'm following up on sharing this information.
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I wonder what would happen if you threw some Holy Water on him? Would he burst into flames or melt?
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Random Randomness / Re: What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?
« Last post by Petzbreeder on September 19, 2018, 18:59 »
Sometimes I think he might be in league with the terrorists!

There is certainly something dodgy about him!
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The delusional belief he has that he’s made the nation safer from terrorists and he is doing a great job. Anyone notice how many mass shootings are happening since he took office? There is a pattern to it.
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Random Randomness / Re: What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?
« Last post by Del on September 19, 2018, 13:30 »
i dunno probably his reluctance to condemn the increasing presence of nazis within the United States of America

that's pretty bad i guess
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Random Randomness / What do you find most annoying about Donald Trump?
« Last post by Petzbreeder on September 18, 2018, 20:02 »
I don't like Donald Trump, nor does anyone else, as far as I can tell!

What is the one thing you find most annoying about him?

The one thing I find the most annoying is that he is never pictured with his mouth closed.

Either he is talking or shouting with his mouth wide open


Or he is sticking his lips out, as if he is trying to kiss somebody!


If I ever get the opportunity to take a picture of him, I'm going to ask him to close his mouth first!
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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems
« Last post by Kerou 犠牲 on September 16, 2018, 01:53 »
Worst birthday weekend of my life and that's impressive considering how gash most of them have been
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