You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Lati-kun]

when you sell your dog and buy an adamant one; the last one was modest.

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When you grab the nearest wand-like object and attempt to ensnare a wild squirrel in a net of light while screaming "Capture On!"

When you start to think that you're an electric rat with a neckerchief, and you ask everyone around you to form a rescue team and go save little Timmy from the well, because you just received a letter in the mail from a pelican whose bill takes up two thirds of its body.

When you build an Unown I out of cardboard, go into a baseball store, pretend to scan the signed baseballs with your Unown I and scream "I GOT A TROZEI!"

When you play Super Smash Bros. Melee using only Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff and Mewtwo, you set your items to only Pokéballs on the highest frequency, and you only get Pokémon related trophies.

[Utack and Swampy]

You shove a poliwhirl plushie up your shirt to protect it from your sister and tell her, I'm a protector of poliwhirls!

yes...guilty...

[rjdubridge]

start dressing as a pokemon and then have some intense plastic surgery to become a pokemon. 

[Austin R. M.]

when you do up to a body builder and say"hey,  youre a machoke! go, pokeball!!!" and then throw a red and white replaca pokeball.

when you decide to go out on you own, and end up dying because a "trainer" killer kills you.

when you go to a gym and say" I officialy delare that I AM THIS GYM'S LEADER!!!"

[Utack and Swampy]

you push a cow down a hill yelling, Milktank rollout!

You smash a CD on a mouses head and expect it to learn iron tail

When the rain turns to hail you think of a castform changing from water to ice...hehe...

[Austin R. M.]

when you inject a needle into your pet fish, and it says carbos on it, when its really crack. boost speed, alright. hahaha.

[zzzdark]

When you run around during a shower of rain and scream: "Someone awakened Kyogre!"

[Sangajin]

When you give someone a static shock and think you are electabuzz using thunderbolt.

[munch_carer_Agency]

When you pull an onion out of the ground and scream "hey i found an oddish!"

[Pikanyaa]

Whn you run away from home upon turning 10, claiming that you were only starting your quest to become a Pokemon master.

[__Strange__]

You can never play too much Pokemon.

Ooh, plot twist!

[Sangajin]

no, thats just discouraged people from posting here.

when you grab a lizard and dip it in water and expect it to spit water at a hamster.

[__Strange__]

no, thats just discouraged people from posting here.

No, it was a joke. I'm pretty sure the "plot twist" remark gave it away.

[Sangajin]

i know, but there wasn't any replies for a week.