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Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

Started by CrimsonalCore, August 31, 2010, 09:16

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Caldoran

#30
September 03, 2010, 13:25
Yo momma so ugly she can't turn a Magnemite on...
The above statements are masterfully crafted fabrications.

Ferox

#31
September 03, 2010, 13:28
Yo momma so - uh - so... Yo momma has such a big beard she can fit five wailords in it and still have room for her six...teen pet Jynxes
what are you doing.

Awkward Squirtle

#32
September 03, 2010, 15:34
Yo mama so fat she beat Munchlax in an eatathon. It's a word.

Tom™

#33
September 03, 2010, 15:38
Quote from: Tom_ on August 31, 2010, 17:39
You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest


Grr don't steal my jokes

ShiraBliss

#34
September 03, 2010, 15:40
Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!

... Oh wait, that's Ash :|
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Webby2

#35
September 03, 2010, 16:36
Quote from: Tom_ on September 03, 2010, 15:38

Grr don't steal my jokes

Tom... you quoted yourself xD

Yo momma so stupid she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs!

draghost999

#36
September 03, 2010, 19:54
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!

Caldoran

#37
September 04, 2010, 02:49
Quote from: Draghost999 on September 03, 2010, 19:54
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
That's...kinda contradictory isn't it? :P
The above statements are masterfully crafted fabrications.

draghost999

#38
September 04, 2010, 02:51
Really? Cuz yo momma is so stupid she swims in Sharpedo infested waters.

Caldoran

#39
September 04, 2010, 03:01
Yo momma so fat she's got bruises all over her body from trainers trying to catch a Wailord.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Dragonballs were used to catch Dragon-type Pokémon.
The above statements are masterfully crafted fabrications.

draghost999

#40
September 04, 2010, 03:06
Yo momma is so fat she could hold 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Wailords in her stomach.

Yo momma iz so dumb she had sex with a Tyranitar.

q.c.™

#41
September 04, 2010, 06:07
I put your mother at the head of my team to ward off wild pokemon.

Gusparce

#42
September 04, 2010, 07:16
Yo mamma's so dumb she makes Slowpoke look like a GENIUS.

CrimsonalCore

#43
September 04, 2010, 07:57
Quote from: Shaymin on September 01, 2010, 20:40
oh god yeah xD didn't see lol
It's okay! :3

Anyways,

Your mother caught my Pokemon last night.

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Ferox

#44
September 04, 2010, 08:10
Yo momma so stupid she caught palkia and told him to pause time.
what are you doing.
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