Post a lie about the above poster

[Reshurott Inferno]

Is at war with Venus Fly Traps.

BTW, Venus Fly Traps originated on Venus, then they invaded Earth. <Fun Fact.

[Shaymin]

everything he says is the truth

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Is an orange monster by the name of dave

[Sizacu]

Smeared anti-septic cream on one eye.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Is not allowed to use the bathroom.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. Then, he herded them onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!
Unless it's a farm!

[Nightmare Eater]

Typed all that in in just 5 seconds.

[Legacy]

Probably took ten minutes to write the above post.
Just wanted to keep on the theme of time.
Time is an awesome theme afterall.
Meow.

Oh and he swallowed my cat. It took me 3 hours to get it back.

[Sizacu]

Enraged the Mystery Man.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Is the mystery man...

[Nightmare Eater]

Is a mystery woman...

[Reshurott Inferno]

Didn't call Wolfy a man.

[Legacy]

^Thats not a lie lol

Gave birth to Arceus.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Said he must kill this Arceus. But then someone told him he was the Arceus.
And Saint Sorrow became the Arceus.
(Yay, another obscure reference.)

[Nightmare Eater]

Somehow encouraged people to say "Is an Arceus", "Ate an Arceus", "Shot an Arceus", "Killed an Arceus!" etc...