Post a lie about the above poster

[Shaymin]

Isn't really a sandvich but is a toastie, and is also the reason Meet The Medic isn't out yet

[Reshurott Inferno]

Is a big, strong, helpful man who KO's stuff in one hit. Also, is Fire/Ice type. And, is not a legendary. Oh yeah, also does not live in Sinnoh. Um... isn't #492 in the Pokedex. Er... is a Digimon, not a PKMN.

[Shaymin]

Isn't going to be my breakfast

... >: D

[Reshurott Inferno]

Is going to be able to eat not only a Samurott, but Infernape, Torterra, Reshiram, Genesect, Arceus, Palkia, Giratina, Mew, Ho-Oh, Sceptile, Swampert, Charizard, Conkeldurr, Feraligatr, Articuno and 4 Deoxys.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Takes candy from little children... How dare you xD

[Ya-Yah]

Thought gingivitis is how you get ginger hair 

[Reshurott Inferno]

Likes to have a shower at midnight.

[spritey]

Doesn't get a reply.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Likes to brag about having 26 Pokeballs.

[Ya-Yah]

Tried to shove 26 pokeballs into his coat pocket

[Sizacu]

Ate a sandwich just now.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Intends to take over the world with an army of Uber Kinglers. Ublers.

[Sizacu]

Is one of said Ublers.

[Alfie Timewolf]

Is a fish finger dipped into Custard

[Reshurott Inferno]

Doesn't accept me as their Master.