Why is the Above Poster an Imposter?

[Nightmare Eater]

You're an imposter because you never joked.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter because you NEVER ONCE joked in your life.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

youre an imposter because the real PM99999 was actually PM100000!

[lugia95]

You're an imposter because the last I checked, Torak's avatar looked nothing like yours.

[Sebastian Moran]

There are only 94 lugias. 
 

[lugia95]

You're an imposter becuase the real Mr. Dalliard would have seen the post which said I was born in 1995.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter because the real Lugia95 is a Mulholland Fan, not a Typhlosion Fan.

[Catstorm]

You're an impostor because your grammar doesn't match your sig.

(ok guys, chrome is telling me it's "impostor," but calling it "imposter" is just punny XD)

[Sebastian Moran]

You're an imposter because Catstorm would have realised that Chrome recognises both spellings of the word. 
 

[yukithewhitewolf]

Your an imposter cause I keep the real Mr. Dalliard locked in my shed.

[Nightmare Eater]

You're an imposter because the real you never had a shed.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

youre an imposter because you gave hinm the shed

[lugia95]

You're an imposter because there's no 'n' in 'him'.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

youre an imposter because the real lugia95 wouldnt point out typos

[lugia95]

Again, you're an imposter because the last time I checked, Torak had a different avatar. (Seriously, do you change that thing every day or something?)