Why is the Above Poster an Imposter?

[kr9q]

Because you posted at 10:34:24 PM.

[lugia95]

Because the real you doesn't have a clock that tells time that accurately.

[kr9q]

Are you talking about my avy?
Because you posted today.

[lugia95]

You're an impostor because I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

youre an imposter because i dont either

[lugia95]

You're an impostor because, for the 3rd time, the last time I checked, Torak's avatar was different.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

youre an imposter because it wont happen untill next week i like Isaac :p

[lugia95]

You're an impostor becasue Torak has a different name.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an impostor because you have a fake Lugia. The REAL Lugia is Black and Purple.

[Nightmare Eater]

Your an imposter because you just reminded me why Gales of Darkness entertained me so much. You could never do that!

[lugia95]

You're an impoostor because you liked Gales Of Darkness, which I also liked, and someone Demonic would never share the same opinion as me.

[Nightmare Eater]

Your an imposter because you never realised that a storyline where you steal evil pokemon would entertain me.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Your a(n?) imposter because everyone knows that red is the new pink, and pink isn't demonic at all.
Exept for that possesed barbie doll...

[Reshurott Inferno]

^This dude is an impostor because the REAL him is in Ravenclaw.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

your a imposter 'cus the real reshurott is a feraligatr fan.