Drop A Pokeball

[Reshurott Inferno]

I start to put it in the oven, (since it's fish...) but Magikarp slaps me in the face with its tail-fin (whatever you call it...)

Thus, I drop a PokeBall that contains a Flying Pikachu.

[kr9q]

The Pikachu slaps me.

I drop a Pokeball with a Gastly inside.

[Reshurott Inferno]

The Gastly (NO 'h') uses Toxic, then follows up with Venoshock.

While I recover, a Meganium makes its getaway.

[kr9q]

Meganium uses vine whip on me.

I drop a Pokeball with a Haunter inside.

[Reshurott Inferno]

I get haunte(r?)d about Gastly poisoning me.

Meanwhile, a lone Great Ball (Houndoom) rolls away...

[kr9q]

Houndoom turns into Larry the Cable Guy.

I drop a Pokeball with Ash's Pikachu inside.

[Nightmare Eater]

Ash's Pikachu comes to my feet. I realise that I have the strongest Pikachu in history at my feet. I grab it, run away and drop a pokeball containing Articuno.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Articuno decides to Read my Mind, then it follows up with Sheer Cold.

Despite that, I manage to throw an Ultra Ball (Gallade) out the window.

[Nightmare Eater]

I see Gallade and it takes me 1.5 seconds to realise what to do next. After training it to level 100, I throw away a useless pokeball containing Caterpie.

[kr9q]

Caterpie ties me up with string shot.
I cough up a Pokeball with a Darkrai inside.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Darkrai sucks me into a Dark Void, then eats my nightmares,

A Poke Ball containing Weedle rolls out of my bag.

[kr9q]

Weeble poisons me.
I drop a Love Ball with a Lugia inside.

[Nightmare Eater]

Lugia aeroblasts me across the region.
A Heavy Ball with Snorlax falls.

[kr9q]

Snorlax sleeps on me.
I (somehow) toss a Master Ball with a Mew inside.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Team Rocket captures Mew and clones it (I saw them).

Mewtwo escapes.