Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!

[TheFallenOne]

Yo Mama so Ugly ditto refuses to transform into her.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your momma's so stupid that sometimes she forgets how to breathe!

[PKMN Trainer Leo]

That's not Pokemon Related but whatever

Yo Momma so fat and Lazy it makes Slaking look like a body builder.

[Specstile]

Yo mommas so stupid, she used a diamond pickaxe instead of an escape rope

[sans the skeleton]

Yo momma so jelly, she made bulbasaur look red!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Your momma's so fat that whenever Kyogre or Groudon use their weather changing abilities on her, they only can either soak or overheat half of her at a time!

[Gusparce]

Your momma's so fat, Wailord said "Daaaaaaaamn.".

[spritey]

Yo mom so fat she clogs the Name Rater's database.

[hermesguy]

Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!

... Oh wait, that's Ash :|

So true, so true. The noob has also released 2 shinies.

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Yo mama sooo ugly, she don't need no repel!
*ba dum tss*

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You momma's so ugly that she's the ONLY thing Chuck Norris WON'T roundhouse kick!!!!

[Draghost999]

Your mom's so stupid she gives you a Captain hat and a jigglypuff suit for your birthday.

[roysde456]

yo mamma so ugly that she made regice melt

[Mondo Oowada]

I know this isn't Pokemon related, but whatever. Cookies to whoever gets it, since not everyone will.
Yo mamma's so slow, she makes ProtonJon's update scedule look lightning fast.

[roysde456]

yo mamma so fat she made snorlax look like the skinniest thing ever