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[Shaymin]

dear my hamster
where the hell are you hiding
it's been near 2 days
come out boy
plese
pls
just
come out

dear homestcuk
why is your plot so damn confusing
i'm already on act 5 and it's only been two days
am i going to fast
am i not going fast enough
i'm tired
goodnight homestuck i'm going to bed

[MOP]

^ Aww Shaymin I hope you find him. :[

Dear work,
I'm not coming in on Sunday, I've already done late shifts for other people on top of my day shifts a couple of times this week and last week and I don't like six day weeks if I can help it.
-MOP

[Liam]

Dear Liam,

Stop leaving things until the last minute you goon!

Liam

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear work, go away~

[f3raligatr]

Liam,

Stop leaving things until the last minute you goon!

Rob x

[Shaymin]

Dear Mac
I HEARD YOU IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT
WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE BUCKET
BLUH
me
ps BLUH

[Inferna]

Dear emotions,
Thanks for making me almost burst into tears on the bus this morning and then feel horribly scared and nervous for no reason. Thanks for making me bottle it up and then race up the stairs when I got home to start crying. I still feel terrible so another cry will be happening soon!
Make the happiness come back

Love courtney x

[f3raligatr]

Dear you,

There's just too much I dislike about you to ever consider us getting together. Tough. Your ridicule of my decision to take my lifestyle in a whole new direction has really summed up what you think of me deep down. Nice to 'know' you.

Rob

[Clairefable]

Dear Manchild,

It's not that I'm not talking to you, I just don't want to. You're really annoying sometimes, especially since you lectured me the other night about how ~poor~ you are while posting on FB complaining about the price of drink at the Riley. And tbh the only reason I asked you about going out in the first place is because I was passing on a message from someone YOU were to ignorant to text back, you petulant child.

Oh, and NOW you're whining about me "not telling you what it is you've done wrong" because I haven't bothered contacting you, and we know you just can't stand women not falling over themselves to speak to you, m i rite? Sorry, but I know exactly how you play your mind games by now and I ain't entertaining them.

Oy. I need a drink.

Edit:

Dear Alcohol,

My love, I can't wait to hold you tonight. And then drink you and enjoy your intoxicating properties. You always understand me!

Your eternal servant,

Claire xxx

[Kpyna]

dear body,

you're not supposed to fall asleep in the middle of a late night meditation sesh

-liz

[sylar]

dear you

dont tell me you miss me when youre drunk
then make me feel bad about ignoring you
you know im easily manipulated dont do this to me
i miss you a lot too but youre being a jerk right now

- john

[f3raligatr]

Dear you,

I miss you every single day, I think about you every single day in little weird ways. Little things I see that remind me of you, little things that you inspired me to notice. It just feels really weird when I hear your name spoken by somebody else and I notice it's not just myself that misses you. You know.. I just wish you could see me now, see how I've grown since you've been gone and how I've taken your advice on board and drawn inspiration from who you were. It's so hard to believe it's been two and a half years now, you'd barely even recognise me now and yet if we were to meet, tonight as we used to, you'd just laugh all of this off, tell me I'm being a soppy get and be already getting the second round in.

One day we'll meet again.

Rob.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Dear Shan,

Last Tuesday when we started talking it felt like we could have been friends again, so I asked if you got home alright and in all fairness you did.

You've changed so much from the girl I remember, you're a lot thinner now too, you've been good to yourself, but damn you've mentally changed, I'm not sure if it was the alcohol but I never needed to know you were gagging for it and that you have been single for 2 years, why would I care? Even if it was some attempt of a flirt I missed it and it's too late now, to be honest, why don't you think about the more important things? You're in work at the age of 16 instead of going to college and it takes up most of your time from what you've told me, just try and put one foot infront of the other for now.

Damn, you motivated me so much to get back into the gym, I felt low and crappy about myself and when I saw how much weight you had lost I wouldn't be lying if I said I was in awe, I was really proud of you and I hope you know that, even though I might have already had my first pint that night, I was really proud of you, I know it wasn't the beer goggles since I'm not a lightweight.

The Saturday after seeing you I decided I would actually go back to the gym, Hell I wanted to dedicate it to you, if you could change why couldn't I? Then on Sunday I actually planned the whole thing, a workout session from Monday to Friday with only two days of rest, it's two days longer than what I'm used to and boxercise ruined me the first time I went but still, I wanted to go for you.

Then yesterday in the gym, I spent 2 and a half hours doing a pure cardio workout without a break and hardly any water, I lost a third of my daily calorie intake and you know what I realised as I went home stumbling from exhaustion? I don't owe you Jack, what have you ever done for me? I'm the one who starts the conversations and I'm the only one I should be doing this for, I don't give a damn if you start talking to me again once I've shaped up, I don't give a crap if you fall head over heels, I don't want anything to do with you anymore.

By next summer, with a bit of luck, I would have lost weight and toned up a bit and when I've got the body I've been patiently wating for, I might look back and think of you, afterall, you were my motivation to do all of this and I'll probably end up awkwardly thanking you and you won't understand why I'm talking to you out of the blue and it's going to be sad knowing that you have forgotten me but by then I would have forgotten you.

I'm coming off bitter as Hell but thats honestly how I feel, it's like we almost became friends but then because you can't be assed to put effort into it it's all falling appart, you were my motivation to joining the gym again and I thank you for that.

So I finished boxercise tonight and I'm pretty hyped for Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, Hell, I really enjoyed boxercise, because there's only a few people that turn up it feels more like a college class and it's a laugh when you put aside all the sweat. Tomorrow I want to do a core workout, so God knows what that's going to consist of, maybe I will do a small cardio workout just to blow an hour? It sounds like a plan, then Thursday should be my arms/shoulders and probably my back but I haven't got a clue about that either, Friday is an easy day, just legs.


So thank you for motivating me towards making the decision to go back to the gym, your in my gratitude but I think that's all. I'm going to try and forget how you are now and remember how you were two years ago.

[OVOxo]

Dear Daniel

Are you going home for Mum's birthday? If so I'll wait until Christmas or even after to come back. Would PM you about it but I cba to check whether I'm blocked still or not.

[Webby]

Dear Alex,

I went home last weekend. Yes, you are still blocked.