Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[glash101]

(hey,,if I was for sale,My price would be that x10,000,000!)

[sans the skeleton]

HEY ABOUT ABOUT YOU BUY THIS FREE SPELL CHECKER FOR TEN DAILY INSTALLMENTS OF £400.

IT FITS IN YOUR POCKET.

PLUS it makes a good paperweight.

[SirBlaziken]

Would you like to but an E?

Only $10 every time you use one

[quack98]

How would you like to purchase a machine that can copy and paste real writing! It's called a camera with attached printer, or CWAP!!!

Only the bargain price of £1x10^999999

[SirBlaziken]

Nah, how about a candle the screams bloody murder every time you light it for only 90 thousand dollars

[glash101]

How about Jeff the killer?
Only for the low cost of...ZZZZzzzz

Jeff: GO TO SLEEP AND I SHALL MURDER YOU! Oh,and I cost your whole family's souls.

[SirBlaziken]

Would you like to like to buy a person, only costs your soul

[quack98]

Aww... I don't have a soul...

Would you like to buy a flying rug, because flying carpets are overrated!

[SirBlaziken]

how about a hotdog, with mustard and sauerkraut? only a thousand dollars

[NTN]

CWAP!!!

That sounds like a baby saying "crap."

Would you care to buy some... demon heart...?
It costs your soul.

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy an earwax candle? Only 2 human ears a candle

[NTN]

^ "Hear" me out! I've got a good deal for you:

I've got 1 BronySpriter for sale.
Only 1 cent.
Because he's worth only that much.
I sell him because I own him.

[SirBlaziken]

Okay!

how would you like to buy a bacon wrapped watch? Only $7,000,000,000

[Mr. Apple]

how would you like a soul?? just costs 10 dead bodies!

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy a ShinyBlaziken point only infinity dollars!