Failed Instructions.

[NTN]

1. STOP SNIPING ME, GOD!

How to get the spriters to understand that THEY OWN ME AN ONIX SPRITE!

[quack98]

1. Punch them
2. Punch them again, this time harder

How do you snipe someone?

[Hitmonchu]

1. Post on the forums before them.
2. While they type their reply again, hire a sniper to shoot them.
How do you get your iPad to not correct dance to Dane?

[SirBlaziken]

Like that?

1. type at ninja speed
2. get sniped by Draghost

how do you sprite

[Hitmonchu]

1. Put a bottle of soda on your head.
2. Write Sprite on your shirt.
How do you Joeno?

[SirBlaziken]

1. your banned!!

how do you eat a twinkie

[sans the skeleton]

1. your banned!!

YOU'RE*

*EXPLODES EVERYWHERE IN A BURST OF FLAMES*

1. Stuff it down your pants!

How do you move house without paying money?

[quack98]

1. Desperately hope there's an earthquake.

How do you leap off a roof?

[NTN]

1. Take a drug that makes you think you can fly.

Ouch

How do you not get sniped?

[quack98]

1. Wear a bullet proof vest
2. Hope it doesn't have holes in

How do you build a bridge?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Take a 5 lb bag of sugar
2. Mix sugar in cement mixer
3. Construct bridge from sugar
4. Open the bridge on a day it is supposed to rain! (Points if you know the reference!)

How do you pet a porcupine?

[sans the skeleton]

1. With great caution, pull out EVERY SINGLE QUILL FROM IT.
2. Pet the corpse left behind, because you probably killed the poor thing doing it.

How do you?

[Mr. Apple]

1: you dont.

how do you make pizza?

[SirBlaziken]

1. take a p an i 2 z's and an a
2. Throw them in an oven
3. Take out of oven and smash over your mom's head

How do you snipe Draghost

[Hitmonchu]

1. throw a burger and fries into his room
2.while he eats, post on the forums before him