PKMN.NET Site Jokes

[NTN]

Make a funny play on words that has to do with the site.



"What is the national anthem of all banned members?"

"The Star-Spangled Banhammer"

[Hitmonchu]

Okay.....
"What kind of zombie rates names?"
"The Name Rotter!"

[SirBlaziken]

What forum game do infernape fans like to play?

How far in until the Blazikens show up?

[NTN]

What would you call Poison2007 if she had Draghost Points?

...

Pointson2007!

[SirBlaziken]

Why did the site do pokemon big brother

because big sister was busy that week

[Hitmonchu]

What did the Modmin say after he spilled a glass of water?
Joe no! I dropped my cup! 

[sans the skeleton]

What's it called when Drag gets possessed by a ghost?

A Ghost in Drag.

[SirBlaziken]

Why did poison had to do 2007?

Because 2008 2009

[Hitmonchu]

ha ha ha

What did one Furret say to another Furret?
Hey, I Sentret you a letter!                 

[sans the skeleton]

Why did poison had to do 2007?

Because 200 8 2009

please explain that one to me
i didn't get it D:

How do trees get on PKMN.NET?
They LOG in!

[Hitmonchu]

What did Poison2007 do to Draghost?
She shoved something up his Arceus! 

[SirBlaziken]

why were the admins and mods grouped under modmins

because aderators was too long

[NTN]

Why did the mod PHIL need a shower?

'Cause he was PHILthy!

[SirBlaziken]

Which admin is most likely to be an avenger?

Psythor!

[lugia95]

What would you call a drag-queen presenting a show?

A drag-host.