Failed Instructions.

[SirBlaziken]

No, that's me, If there are no pickles

How do you feed a bunny

[Hitmonchu]

1. genetically fuse a mother rabbit and a sparrow
2. make it eat
3. it will feed the baby by regurgitating
how do you grrom an afro

[SirBlaziken]

1. Grow hair
2. Build it into an afro
3. Shave your hair

How do you win the nobel peace prize?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Blow up London.

How to ask someone out on a date

[SirBlaziken]

1. Walk outside with someone

How do you make lemonade?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Take lemons.
2. Proceed to make grape juice
3. Have people wonder how the heck you managed to make lemons into grape juice!

How to make a cake?

[SirBlaziken]

1. throw eggs into a bowl with sugar and flour
2. Hit the bowl with a hammer until it breaks
3. get the mixture into a new bowl
4. throw it at your cat

how do you trick chuck norris

[quack98]

1) Choose a regular trick
2) Simplify it, we don't want the idiot to be confused
3) Carry out the trick, it will work with ease due to Chucks moronicness (yes, I made that word up...)

How do you make a pancake?

[SirBlaziken]

1. get a pan and a cake
2. squish them together

who do you get your cat to leave you alone

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Give your cat to the crazy cat lady that lives next door

How to send an email

[SirBlaziken]

1. write an email on a piece of paper
2. Put it in an envelope
3. seal envelope
4. Mail yourself to Russia

How do you Mail yourself to Russia?

[Meowstic Royalty]

Get a large box and stuff yourself inside it. Ask a friend to tape it up and carry you to the post office.

How do I make toast?

[SirBlaziken]

1. put bread in toaster
2. Set it to highest setting
3. Burn the bread
4. Eat cereal instead

how do you make blaziken even more awesome than he already is?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Make Blaziken Chuck Norris

How to feed a baby

[SirBlaziken]

1. Feed it. Duh.

How do you write a better question than him?^