Greetings Inferior Non-Pinto Beans

[PintoBean]

Greetings.  Bow to your new master.

The Pinto Bean invasion will soon commence.  The human race has eaten our race in delicious soups for a far greater time than should have been allowed.  Atone for your sins against beankind or perish in agony. 

[Wolstenholme]

And soon after that shall come the baked bean revolution. Just you wait!

I'm Chloe, nice to meet you.

I shall take this opportunity to direct you to the rules

[SirBlaziken]

Luckily, I've resisted your kind. You shall now take me!

Anyways, welcome.

[Lord Raven]

you better not be one of those weirdos that incorporates some sort of weird gimmick in every post

[SirBlaziken]

Wow Lord Raven, talk about the welcoming committee.

[NTN]

Bow to your new master?! How dare you! I am the only Master around here!

[Mr. Apple]

ive never eaten a pinto bean in my life plz have mercy on meeeee