Random Fact About Yourself

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I have extreme phobias of guns and scorpions. I also am afraid of pro female body builders and port-a-pottys. If a bathroom has no running water, I'll actually use so much hand sanitizers that my hands and arms are wet for about three minutes. I am also freaked out by popping balloons. Not the balloons themselves but rather them breaking.

[Meowstic Royalty]

I believed...

I BELIEVED IT'S NOT BUTTER.

[sans the skeleton]

i have to type like this now
i
have
to

[Legacy]

I spend my days making jokes, groan-inducing puns and winding people up for my own amusement, yet I immediately feel really horrible if people then (jokingly or not) take offence to anything I say or do.

I'm the eldest of a total of 9 children, 5 of which live with my mum.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Because I have shaved my head and kept my beard, I look like Frankie Boyle.

Frankie Boyle is probably one of my favourite comedians anyway.

[Shaymin]

I'm the eldest of a total of 9 children, 5 of which live with my mum.

how the hell i only have one sibling you have eight i just
?????????????????????

i am an adult
this frightens me
i don't wanna be the adult supervision

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

I'm the eldest of a total of 9 children, 5 of which live with my mum.

When my dad remarries I'll be the second oldest of a collaborative 9, three of which I have not met. One of these three I will likely never meet.

I also have no desk to do uni work on. I use my legs and a folder. It is not comfortable, and it makes concentration incredibly difficult. I take up a lot of space to do work.

[Gusparce]

My hair and nails grow exceptionally fast...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The smell of watermelpn literally makes me so sick I actually start gagging and dry heaving.

[Legacy]

how the hell i only have one sibling you have eight i just
?????????????????????

I could make a joke about rabbits but I won't as it's not strictly true. Two of my siblings are twins, one of my siblings was the result of an affair by my dad and he had 2 more with another woman later on. Most are half-siblings technically but I don't really follow the whole 'half sibling' thing. Either you're related or you're not. You can't be half related to a person.

But yeah. Siblings. Siblings errywhar!

[Wolstenholme]

I have a Blue Peter badge but I can't use it because I'm over 16.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Chloe, your signature... I made it and it is still cracking me up.

[Wolstenholme]

It's so childishly funny and I'm in a really childish mood today. It's allllll good.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Thank God I have this photo editor app

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I am terrified of taxidermically stuffed animals. I will freak out if they are not enclosed with glass. With the wall heads, as long as they aren't directly above me or close to my head level or lower, I'm fine.